Jungle
I literally cannot believe I am telling this story. But I am actually "permanently" banned from all Walmarts in my area because when I was eight, I stole a forklift and drove it into three aisles, toppling them over. Because little me had thought I was capable of driving it out of the store and back home. Clearly that didn't happen and well the rest of the story is kinda... Oof.But uh. Yeah Dare is legitimately banned from Walmart. Though they can't even recognize me now :nervouslaughemoji:
Stand on top of any aisle (preferably one close to the center of the store) with a megaphone and yellHAIL SATANinto the megaphone over and over until they send security to get you down.Bonus points: Get a friend to hack into the intercom and shout the exact same thing in unison.