Fortunate, Unfortunate

[Ex0rcist]

Yar, welcome to Fortunate, Unfortunate. 'Tis a simple game to play, for example:

One person would say something like, "Fortunately, I have a dog."
The next poster would say, "Unfortunately, it ran away."
And so on. You'd continue with another "fortunate", being followed by yet another "unfortunate".

I'll start us off.

"Fortunately, I can ride a horse."

[Shenidan]

Unfortunately.....Your mom wont let you ride horses e3e

Fortunately, I can fly drive a go kart.

[Ex0rcist]

Unfortunately, you crashed your go kart.

Fortunately, I can fix it.

[Feareh]

Unfortunately: You have no tools to fix the go-kart and have duck hands

Fortunately: I can rent you a pony c8

[Ex0rcist]

Unfortunately, there's no pony rentin' place here. -sadness-

Fortunately, we can go on a road trip to Kansas.

[SteampunkWolfdog]

Ha! I've been playing this game on the PmC forums.

Unfortunately, the road to Kansas is blocked by flooding.

Aren't we only supposed to have one sentence in each post?

[Ex0rcist]

{Yeah, though I guess it became a bit misunderstanding. Yar, let's try pushing it to one sentence.}

Fortunately, I have a boat.

[SteampunkWolfdog]

Unfortunately, your boat has a leak in it.

[Feareh]

Fortunately my jelly belly can cover that leak hole

[hugrf2]

Unfortunately I ate it.