~Let's Play Corrupt A Wish!~

[Morgra]

Granted, but I summon a funnel from the stars that then directs the smelly wafts of your flatulence back to your face :3

I wish that I had a jello trampoline

[LordSuragaha]

Granted but then one day on a really hot day the jello trampoline melts right under your feet while you're jumping your all time highest jump and you come falling down hit your head and die. (lol thats so terrible I'm sorry xD)
I wish I could go back in times sometimes...

[Raphilion]

Granted, but you go back to Germany during the Nazi era and you are put on a train... O_o

I wish to find a second habitable planet like an Earth but with no human in sight

[Cecilia~]

Granted, but you die because the other species hate humans.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Chocolate sprinkles..!

[sarabi26]

Granted, but the sprinkles turn into a monster and turns you into one of them.

I wish.. I knew what to wish for..

[Raphilion]

Granted, but then you immediately get amnesia and forget.
I wish I could fly.

[aviannerd]

Granted , but you fly into a helicopters spinning properlors.

I wish I could enter computer games and tv shows and couldnt be killed. (Haha, good luck having the charectors kill me now.)

[Raphilion]

Granted. The world runs out of coal, runs out of power, all computers and TV's shut down and you die anyway. (trololol) *Gives a cookie*

I wish I could walk on water without sinking at all

[LordSuragaha]

Granted but then you realize you are walking on a boiling hotspring by a volcano and burn your feet off
I wish every day could be in eternal night forever

[Raphilion]

Granted, the earth completely freezes over cause of lack of sunshine and therefore you go into eternal hibernation.

I wish for cooler temperatures already!