When life gives you...

[amythealpha]

*funeral noises*

When life gives you chocolate wafers...

[hugrf2]

You burn them in a bonfire and melt them on to a graham cracker.

When life gives you honey...

[amythealpha]

GIVE IT TO THE BEEEEEESSSSSS

When life gives you Feral Heart...

[A.P.S.]

You realize your not Kovu. (Sorry, it was too funny to pass. XD)

When life gives you a bird...

You bury it in flowers and birdseed.

When life gives you a dead mayor...

Ugh, my post didn't send, so here is what I was gonna say for anyone out there who even cares!

You play Animal Crossing New Leaf and think about your life choices!

[amythealpha]

You sing with it.

When life gives you Flumpty the Egg...

[hugrf2]

You throw it at someone and scream, "YOU KILLED FLUMPTY!"

When live gives you a tiny giraffe plushie...

[A.P.S.]

You rip it's head off by mistake in a battle for the plushie with someone else...

(I used to have a tiny giraffe plushie...)

When life gives you a balloon...

[amythealpha]

You pop the balloon. (Fun Fact: Whenever I see a balloon for some reason I get completely distracted and just begin playing with it. It can last until the balloon pops, I get bored, or someone yells at me for playing with balloons .__. dunjudge)

When life gives you logic...

[A.P.S.]

You break it and act like a bird.

When life gives you the ability to take away your fears by imagining there are Animatronics instead of monsters in your closet...

(And I wonder why I can't sleep...)

[amythealpha]

You hug the animatronic and get killed.

When life gives you foxes..