What's your excuse?

[.Fallen-Kingdom.]

As the title asks.. What's your excuse?
The idea is to come up with valid excuse for something that another user says that you did.
Don't understand? Here's an example:

User1: You go to jail for murder. What's your excuse?
User2: I was running with a knife.
           Next: You get sent to the office for back-talking the teacher. What's your excuse?
Etc...

How creative can we get? I'll go first!:

You get pulled over for speeding. What's your excuse?

[G4RG0YLE]

I was on my way to becoming the new Prime Minister but I was already late for that announcement, and I didn't have anything to change into so I'm going in my mankini. x:
You don't have your homework in school. What's your excuse?

[AutumnTheWulf]

My dog ate it.

You ate your dogs food. What's your excuse? xD

[G4RG0YLE]

I was testing to see if it was poisonous or not. You've been caught stealing a banana from the shop. What's your excuse?

[AutumnTheWulf]

My grandma told me to. 
Lmao

You forgot to feed your pet for a week.  What's your excuse? XD

[Spottedbears]

Well seeing as a dog can go up to about 6 days without food/water.. I had someone else feed them while I forgot.
You got an F on a super easy test, what's your excuse?

[Warriorstrike]

I was studying the sun in Astronomy class and I accidentally stared at the sun too long and became blinded. I couldn't read the questions properly on the test.

You robbed a bank. What is your excuse?

[Kerriki]

I was trying to help out homeless people c':

You messed with a hornets' nest and your friend got stung five times. What's your excuse?

[Jango_Fett]

i was trying to kill them but you got in the way



you got caught leaving the house after curfew.
what's your excuse?

[.Fallen-Kingdom.]

The traffic was bad.

You get caught cheating on a test. What's your excuse?