What's your excuse?

[Vwang]

Full moon issues mami.

You break the family's favorite veryexpensive TV
What is your excuse?

[fried_noodles]

I was bowling on Wii Sports w/o the bracelet.

You've suddenly changed into a cat with three legs and an eyepatch.

What's your excuse?

[sanrio]

I wanted to be a pirate cat, arr matey.

You watched multiple hour-long documentaries into the late hours of the night, you have work/school the next day. What's your excuse?

[FlyingGrass]

They were documentaries about what is taught in school, no worries.

You forgot something very important, what's your excuse?

[Aclediptus]

I didn't expect I should bring it today, next time you could've told me

You look through your grandma's antique porcelain figure collection and broke one, what's your excuse?

[Vwang]

soRRY ONE OF THEM WERE EATING ICE CREAM AND I GOT JEALOUS

You made every single tree in a forest fall down, what's your excuse to your parents?

[FlyingGrass]

Every tree got tired of standing, so they wanted to lie down to see what that's like. ALRIGHT TREES, TIME TO GET BACK UP AGAIN! *They don't get up, so tries to lift a tree but it fails* They like lying down better.

You killed the beloved family pet. What's your excuse?

[Foxed]

It tried to eat my shoes. Uh duh.

Dude, You just stabbed me. Why did you do that. Why.

[Aclediptus]

Just curious to see if you're really not some sort of cybernetic copy in case Skynet takes over

You caused global nuclear war, what's your excuse?

[Foxed]

Because I wanted to play fallout 4 in real life.

Dude, you just drank an experimental liquid in a beaker. Why.