What's your excuse?

[Aclediptus]

That Copper Sulfate solution looks just like Pepsi! I was SO BORED I needed at least something to drink. Didn't taste any good unfortunately.

You served your vegetarian friend a real burger without substitutes without telling, what's your excuse?

[ShadowMT13]

Being Vegan is actually more dangerous for the enviorment than just eating meat, also just give me the burger part I will eat it for you, you can have the vegetables toppings if you want so you don't have to eat the meat, sorry will not happen again, promise. *Friend runs to the bathroom about to puke, I hold her hair back not caring that I am a guy in the ladies room with her while she pukes*

You broke your friends tablet because it had a yaoi picture on it and you don't like yaoi, what do you have to say for yourself, huh? XD

[Aclediptus]

There was this huge spider, it was this big!! It jumped on my arm while I was on your tablet and I just had to slam it with something.

You got caught meditating by your intricate skull shrine with scented candles dedicated to your favorite music artist by your visiting relatives, what's your excuse?

[ShadowMT13]

Well I don't know how to tell you this mom, but I worship the god of death from egyptian mythology, Anubis. *Gets asked about the rock band poster rather close to the shrine* That is just there because that is where I put it before I started worshiping this god. Deal with it...

Your cat jumps on part of your body that is in pain at the moment, you scream out cursing in Japanese (Or any Non-English Language) because it hurt so bad. Your mom/dad walks in with many questions, what is your excuse?

[Aclediptus]

I've been learning a lot of languages recently, it's quite interesting! I only know street lingo though, it's supposed to be really lively compared to the standard.

You're in a bus with your friend and you talk about how attractive the person sitting across you is in a foreign language, but that person actually understood what you were saying about them. The person gives you a stare, what's your excuse?

[konjac]

I was talking about your- uh- how attractive your bus seat is! sweats

You're babysitting your neighbor's 3 month old child. The parents of the child come home and you're found holding the child outside, up to the blinding white light of a UFO, and you and your friend that you were allowed to invite over to help with the babysitting screaming "SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE! SACRIFICE!" What's your excuse?

[fried_noodles]

In order to save the world, the beings in the UFO demanded a sacrifice. They should be proud that their bab is saving the world right now. Also, since this disaster happened, I'm giving them a 20% discount!

You wake up with the most country accent you could ever think of hearing. You try to avoid speaking but, eventually your friends confront you about your silence. What's your excuse?

[DancingWithDeath]

Well, howdy pardners!

You were in the house when you've suddenly attracted a weasel with a sharpened fidget spinner. You run off to the park and the weasel is killing many adults, teens, and children with it. What's your excuse?

[ShapesNBeats]

Basically not throw a fidger spinner that's sharp to a weasel.

You were in benny's workshop (fallout new vegas) and you suddenly see yes man trying to meet you, but you fall off scared. What's your excuse?

[DancingWithDeath]

"Sorry! You startled me!"

You just realized you took the last cookie in the cookie jar. What's your excuse?