Instance 1: (Bonfire, when I first started out)
Me (as GLaDOS): Hello, Chell.
Chell: *looks around, nervous.*
Me: Welcome to Aperture Science. We do not plan to cause physical harm, but of course, the best made plans of mice and men often go astray.
Chell: *Tilts head and narrows eyes wondering what the heck GLaDOS is talking about*
Me: Your first test will be to esc- WHO LET THAT BIRD IN?!\
Random Tiny Wolf with Wings: o3o *flies at GLaDOS, pecking at wires*
Me: MAKE IT GO AWAY! (At this point, my wolf was running everywhere, with the RTWwW following me)
Chell: *Smirks, breaks out of room, follows GLaDOS*
Random Wolf: I can count to potato!
Me: OH GOD NOT THE POTATOES. (I had run into the water by now)
Chell: *chases into water with sack of potatoes*
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Instance 2: Fluorite
Me and four other people typed out the entire This Day Aria from My Little Pony, then started Winter Wrap Up
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Instance 3: Fluorite
Was anyone online the day that General was making up random Warrior Kit names? We had Toiletkit, Biskit, Titmousekit (of course, that was shortened, but it was meant to be the bird), Buttkit, Paperkit, Poopkit, Rootkit (the virus), Ponykit, Rainbowkit, and pretty much any other stupid sounding name. If I can get my FH to work on my laptop tonight, I'll be on to see if I get any more derp-worthy conversations.