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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #60 on: July 16, 2012, 11:06:19 pm »
Ok, I'm Alice The FAlpha, and Wolfie_Lover, and this happened to me on Bonfire.

[General]Wolfie_Lover: Any realistic wolves, dogs, or any other canines looking for a realistic pack? If you are, then look for Alice The FAlpha or whisper to Wolfie_Lover.
[Local]Obie (Not real name, just a random name.) :I'm looking for a wolf pack.
Alice The FAlpha: Umm... You're pink.
Obie: What?! Is it against the law to have dreams?!
ATFA: No. But it's realistic. A realistic wolf pack. Well... Canine pack.
Obie: -Tears up-
ATFA: O,o Now what?
Obie: I just love you so much.
ATFA: Wut?
Obie: Everything! -humps Alice's leg-
ATFA: O.o -Backs up slowly, then runs away-

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #61 on: July 18, 2012, 02:41:30 am »
Instance 1: (Bonfire, when I first started out)

Me (as GLaDOS): Hello, Chell.
Chell: *looks around, nervous.*
Me: Welcome to Aperture Science.  We do not plan to cause physical harm, but of course, the best made plans of mice and men often go astray.
Chell: *Tilts head and narrows eyes wondering what the heck GLaDOS is talking about*
Me: Your first test will be to esc- WHO LET THAT BIRD IN?!\
Random Tiny Wolf with Wings: o3o *flies at GLaDOS, pecking at wires*
Me: MAKE IT GO AWAY! (At this point, my wolf was running everywhere, with the RTWwW following me)
Chell: *Smirks, breaks out of room, follows GLaDOS*
Random Wolf: I can count to potato!
Me: OH GOD NOT THE POTATOES. (I had run into the water by now)
Chell: *chases into water with sack of potatoes*

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Instance 2: Fluorite

Me and four other people typed out the entire This Day Aria from My Little Pony, then started Winter Wrap Up

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Instance 3: Fluorite

Was anyone online the day that General was making up random Warrior Kit names?  We had Toiletkit, Biskit, Titmousekit (of course, that was shortened, but it was meant to be the bird), Buttkit, Paperkit, Poopkit, Rootkit (the virus), Ponykit, Rainbowkit, and pretty much any other stupid sounding name.  If I can get my FH to work on my laptop tonight, I'll be on to see if I get any more derp-worthy conversations.
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #62 on: July 18, 2012, 03:37:10 am »
XD I love the first one. I fell out of my chair, and rolled on the floor.

Me (Playing as my albino bat.): -Flys in the cave-
Random lion: This is halloween.
Me: -Hisses-
Random lion: LIKE A BOSS!
Me: oOo wut?
Random lion: Jeuzs.
Me: I'm leaving now.
Random lion: NO, I'M... So... cold, and lonely, and cold. Did I mention I was cold?
Me: Yea. -Backs away slowly, and trys to kill self-
Random lion: Yush! Burn. Burn!
Me: -Dies from lion-

Why is it everytime I die, or walk away people are like Burn?

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2012, 01:44:32 pm »
I was so, So wierded out after this O3O Me and a friend were chillin in Ficho and this random puppy was like "BUT BABEH LETS HAVE BEBBEHS!" Yes it said that to  me.....

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #64 on: July 20, 2012, 09:12:33 pm »
The weirdest thing I have ever heard in the game was a lion running around Bonfire saying "Male foot fetishist looking for dominant female."

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I don't even..

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #65 on: July 21, 2012, 05:31:11 am »
 5AF6FBFE01BBCA39: tats a good lookin post :O

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #66 on: July 21, 2012, 07:31:42 pm »
If I were to list down all the stupid things that people have said in-game I'd be dead before I finished.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #67 on: July 21, 2012, 07:55:14 pm »
Someone: Whoa, I love your char!
Me: Its retarted..
BigSkippy: Sarabi, would you please stop using that word.
Me: Ok..

BigSkippy.. I am Sarabi >:3 I will stalk you foreva! >:D
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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #68 on: July 21, 2012, 08:02:58 pm »
Aight so I was on meh Hyena character adopting a puppeh/teen. And this is whut happened:
Me: Hello.
ADOPTION CENTER: HI
Me: Seesh enough with the caps o3o
ADOPTION CENTER: sorry
Me: Its fine.
-taking a long time to pick-
ADOPTION CENTER: hurry up aready!
Me: Um, dont treat customers like that, I was the adoption center before and I had people take a long time and I was patient...

Cant remember what also happened xD but is was funny.

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Re: The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said
« Reply #69 on: July 21, 2012, 08:35:13 pm »
I was fooling around in one of my RP maps yesterday, and a couple of others from our rival pack were there, too. One guy was taking like, hours to die:
rival1: He lay there, gasping for breath. His wounds (blah blah blah, RPing about dying)
Me: OMG R U DYING???
rival2: -watches in horror-
     A while later...
rival1: His wounds bled, blah blah...
Me: Y U NO DIE YET
Friend: I CALLZ 911 FOR UUUUUUUUU
rival1: Shut up, we're trying to Rp))
Me: BUT I LUFF YOU DARLING
And Later...
rival1: -is healed by healer- He got up, suddenly feeling strong.
Me: YAY BABY U ALIVE
             -Another person arrives-
New person: hey
Me: HAY BABY I LUFF YOUUUUUU
rival1: Just ignore them.


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