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How Hungee Was Born
« on: October 19, 2015, 11:41:42 pm »
It's a rainy day in October. Nero had just got done making his famous choclate chip cookies - like Granny used to make! But, he made it himself...not like Granny did. Granny used
her love. Nero used leaves.
He felt a rumble in his tummy "Gee..am I ever hungry!" He shouted very loudly for some reason. As he reached
for a cookie a voice emerged from his stomach. /what the heckie/ Nero thought because why was a voice coming
from his belly. The voice spoke in the voice of morgan freeman. And very fastly. And it said these words.
"Nero, you are not hungry. You are pregnant. And this is one hungry baby."
Nero was so spooked by this. How did he get pregnant? Why was this happening? Omg.
So Nero ran to the bathtub and sat down in the cool water. He opened his mouth and let out a loud
belch. His stuck his tongue out to touch the water. And then a purple figure slid out. A baby doge!
"Holy crap" Nero said with tears in his eyes. He just gave birth. He was one happy momma!
He picked up the pup and held him in his arms.
"Boy am I ever Hungry!" The baby shouted.
Nero laughed. And the audience cheered.

And that is how Hungee was born.

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Re: How Hungee Was Born
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2015, 01:16:01 am »
Beautiful.

A scientific wonder.

10/10 would read again.

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Re: How Hungee Was Born
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2015, 09:20:28 pm »
Never have I read anything so beautiful
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