Ok after reading this lot from you guys, I've decided to share some weird things about myself xD
Have fun reading them :DD
Number #1: When I was about 4 or 5 years old, I truly believed I could fly! So I remember this one time I was standing on a dining chair with a handkerchief in each of my hands (because birds totally use handkerchiefs to fly). I then began repeatedly flapping them up and down expecting some force of nature to magically lift me up off this chair and into the air... o_o" heh.. Instead I fell off the chair and landed on a drawing pin.. -.-"Number #2: Ok I remember on my 7th birthday my Mum was taking a picture of me in front of a white wall. And my Dad had crept up behind me with a bottle of squirty cream and squirted me with it all over my face. I was that traumatized by having cream on my face, I ended up crying all night and stating: 'I never want another creamy Birthday!' ... o_0?Number #3: When I was learning to talk I could never say 'Elephants', instead it I would say 'Etehlies' and 'Animals' would be 'Amahlies' .. I still believe to this very day I was trying to create a new language :DD.Number #4: I randomly have staring contests with myself in the mirror and end up arguing with my reflection.. which never works out -.-" because I can never decide on a victor xDNumber #5: I always have to sleep with a double duvet folded over vertically, a warm sheep-skin blanket inbetween that duvet, before I can get in and be wrapped up like a sausage roll. Not only that but I need to have the folded edge of the duvet facing away from the wall as I'm scared I'll have a flailing fit in my sleep and fall out of bed.Number #6: Sometimes I pretend I'm an actor or someone of importance giving interviews to people and I verbally/physically give my imaginary 'fans' a tour of my house... o_o" creepy I know ~hidesundermyblanket~Number #7: It's a necessity for me to always have 3 pillows to sleep with. Two for putting my head on and one specifically for me to snuggle with... As if it were a real person..Number #8: I over compensate for my lack of height and strange personality by being more masculine in order for others to see me as being 'fun' to be around, 'unique', 'interesting', 'awesome' or 'cool'.. Plus I envy the male gender as a whole.. >.<Number #9: I have this weird obsession/fascination with people who can raise one eyebrow *o*... I find myself physically attracted to it xDNumber #10: I can't eat strawberries or be around the smell of Strawberries as it makes me gag. Bleh! ... They are the spawn of the devil!! Do not be fooled by their fruityness!!Number #11: I instantaneously begin to sweat on my palms, feet and armpits (lovely imagery I know xD) whenever I hear/see/read anything to do with... those things with eight legs, they spin webs and eat flies... ewwww D:Number #12: I randomly act out my favorite scenes from movies that I have watched. And if there is a specific movie I thoroughly enjoy I will insist on watching it multiple times, long after it has gone out of fashion for other people xD ... and protest in family votes to watch the same movie again!!Number #13: I'm scared of going out in public or anywhere other than the safety of my house as I feel something bad will happen to me D: ... for example I once thought i'd get caught up in some chewing gum that was on the floor and suffocate xD ...I really need to see someone about that because it's ruining my life! Damn it!Number #14: I refuse to eat out in public because I hate the fact of strangers watching me eat! I'm not in a zoo so stop eying my burger god damn it!!! ... (I don't even like burgers ~inserttrollfacehere~)Number #15: I aspire to be other people rather than myself as I find they're so much awesome-er than I actually am xD (this is in respects of famous people or notable idols, we as a society accept for being amazingly epic!).. I also sometimes dream of aspiring to be strange objects that might improve the quality of my life for example: A slug, A whale, A stapler or a Microwave.Number #16: I make up my own theme tunes whilst running round my house like that of a mutated crab-ninja-thing.. :DD #LikeABawss!Number #17: I genuinely thought at the age of 17, that baby swans were called 'Swanlings' (after baby ducks are called 'Ducklings') ... but unfortunately they are not.. my dreams are now crushed D':Number #18: When I was younger I thought that if I came into contact with radiation I would gain super powers and become... D U N ! D U N ! D U N ! ... SLUG GIRL!! The Vegetarian defender of the plants! xD and my evil enemy would be Sodium Chloride Boy! xDErm that's all I can think of for now.. but i'm sure there are plenty more weird things that I can conjure up for y'all :DD
But, yeah.. Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of:
JD :DD