1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[tofu]

start a war with nerf swords and axes and when they kick you out scream "THE MISTIC PICKLE MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!"

[owenater1000]

i actually hid inside the clothes rack and threw footballs at people i knew.... i also used a nerfsword to run and whack people in the back.

[XxKalixX]

Paint yourself green, put on green clothes, and throw corn at people, saying "Ho, ho, ho!"
Then when they try to kick you out, say in any language you want: (apart from English)
"I want a ______ Guard/Cop/Policeman!"

Eg:
"Ba mhaith liom Garda Gaelach!" -Irish
(I want an Irish Guard!)

They will most likely stare at you as if you had six heads... xD

[Aragami]

Paint your clothes all red and white then stuff a pillow under your shirt or coat and wear like a fake beard or paint your chin and upper lip white and go behind a person's back saying, "Ho ho ho!" then when they look behind make a break for it in a certain isle then say to the manager, "Its my ho ho ho!" :3

[HIGURASHI Alice]

Eating all the grapes while pretending to actually be one of the workers at Wall-Mart who's just 'testing' the fruity goods. Mmm. Fruity-goodness... :]

[XxKalixX]

Oh! Another one!

Go to the spices isle and pour all of the spices into a jar. Stick a price-tag on it and call it a super-spice. There will be tears.

[HIGURASHI Alice]

^LMAO

Hrmm. Taking advantage of the 'free samples'.

[Tripwire]

take all the brooms and play a massive game of Quiditch :3

[VelociraptorGirl]

Cut the bottom out of an empty paint can, fill it with paint, and wait for it...wait for it...LOL

[KaizaKan]

I have one! o3o

Take a bunch of big stuffed animals, hide in a box and make sure you have one in hand. When someone walks by throw the stuffed animal at them.

(I did this once and the dad charged out the isle looking for who did it. I made the kids scream and cry.. .3. )
1. Take a rubber snake 2. Stand at the corner of an isle until a little kid walks by. 3. Throw it at the back of their head and hide