Go to the frozen food section, get tons of chickens, then go get some candles and red thread. In the middle of the store, make a circle of candles, connect them with the thread, and unwrap the chickens, placing them around the edge of the ring. Light the candles and get a Ken doll. Wait for someone to walk past you, then scream "FROM THY HEART, I STABBETH THEE! FOR BETSY! SACRIFICE SACRIFICE!" and throw the ken doll in the middle of the circle, stabbing him with a plastic fork.