Virtual Dream Journal

[Kingservant]

I swear the weirdest dream I ever had was while I was on mental meds and dreamed I was being chased by my marshmallow men threw my school cause I committed a crime via chewing gum.

Oh dang, marshmallow gum police. XD  Those must have been some intense meds!  Did they catch you?

Just last night I dreamed I was having fun with three of my old cats...

Then I walked outside, saw three moons in the sky and thought, Huh, that can't be right.  Then a meteor fell across the sky, an asteroid shattered the largest moon, and hunks of rock started falling from the heavens.  A mountain-sized piece of the moon fell on top of our house as I shut my eyes and waited for the end, wondering what heaven would be like.  Then I woke up.  That was one distressingly real dream!

[Oddonelynx]

103rd:
7:28 AM 9/19/2022
I kept hearing weird noises coming from my room. Turns out it was partially true.
104th:
8:15 AM 9/20/2022
I dreamed about going to the movies with my parents. I got to have a huge bucket of popcorn! We were watching a Spiderman movie.
105th:
8:19 AM 9/20/2022
I was playing Spore and I was in Civilization Stage. When I clicked the button to unite all the cities under one (IBCM) things went weird. All the sudden the cities did not unite as one, but just got destroyed and then tribal creatures started coming back and then opened kinds of shops. Then I "woke up" (I was still dreaming.) Then what happened? Well, then I went to my parents to tell them about my dream, with this odd device I had that could rewind my dream. I rewinded to one part that showed what looked to be a red river hog angrily oinking and grunting and then the footage speeds up and suddenly it has an ape body...
106th:
7:56 AM 9/26/2022
There was a wildcat in my house [Carcal]. My family gave it water and washed it. Then it laid next to my dog while my dad listened to rock music.
107th:
7:18 PM 10/2/2022
I was watching some kind of cutscene in my house's dining hall. It was a congregation of lycanthropes [Think werewolves]. Uh, Homestar Runner was there too, and he was a werecoyote. Then like in a video game, I controlled Homestar and my goal was to fight a single blue vampire who was there. I bit him in the neck a few times but he kept biting back! I threw up against the pillar in the dining room and he called me an "intelligent jackal" and then I beat him up. Then we go to the next cutscene, where Homestar is crouching over the vampire who is now outside and on the ground with track marks as if he was rolling really hard on the dirt for some reason. Looks like the budget in my dream ran out, because in this segment, Homestar looked like a crappy MS Paint drawing. That's the end of it.
108th:
7:45 AM 10/7/2022
I was painting some islands and then I got sucked into my painting Mario 64 style. These islands were in no other than the Arctic Circle! I skipped and hopped around ice and saw a group of polar bears. One tried to eat me but I was 2speedy4 it. Then I saw an orca and jumped into the icy waters below to join it. There were more orcas! I laid on my back a few times which made me sink into the dark abyss of below... Then I floated back up, I did this a few times since I couldn't drown in my dream. I still had the urge to hold my breath when I sunk under the water though.
109th:
8:18 AM 10/21/2022
I had a nightmare where Animal Jam shut down... It so real and vivid. I could "save" one of my animals for some reason.
110th:
8:28 PM 10/30/2022
I was in my house's second living room on the 3rd floor. Some people were on my couch, strangers. We were all playing Animal Jam minigames for some odd reason, maybe it was a sleepover? I got real salty because I kept losing  in the ones we had played, and I was the leader of this little group. I started saying THREATS? What the? One of the threats was to bury one guy alive. She said "I don't want a sand-dog" [We were like werewolves or something, because at this point she did not look like a dog.] So then my dream cuts to a well-animated 2D cutscene where I am a golden dog carrying what looks to be a child on my back, then some bad guys shoot lazers at us so we fight them and win. Then I make it to a certain spot and bury presumably that guy, alive. Then I woke up!
111th:
6:44 PM 10/31/2022
I was in my local walmart. There were these mean kids in the cereal isle and their mom was a cannibal that was trying to eat me... By the way, happy Halloween!
112th:
8:05 AM 11/2/2022
Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls has biological parents somehow. Guess what, they're anthromorphic cats... Then Bubbles started being mean to dogs for no reason so then we [I controlled the dogs] beat Bubbles in Super Smash Bros. I don't know where the Smash Bros part came from. Then I woke up and typed this on my dream journal at 6:00 AM and my mom walked into my room. Then I woke up for real and typed this in my dream journal. Gee, I'm not in a time loop, am I?

[Oddonelynx]

113rd:
7:27 AM 11/9/2022
There were these creepy cardboard cutouts that immitated you and could teleport in my house.
114th & 115th:
7:30 AM 11/15/2022
I was fighting someone or something and when I tried to breathe fire, nothing came out. Akward. Last night, I dreamed Homestar Runner was in Teen Titans! Senor, Homeschool Winner, and Trogdor all made cameos. Homestar was also wearing a black & red Canadian sweater.
116th:
12:04 PM 11/25/2022
I was dragon rider, like Eragon! My dragon was always diguised as a cute, baby honey badger until it was time for combat! Then at the end of my dream I epically posed next to a bunch of strangers who looked cool with my own bootleg Saphira II.
117th:
6:19 PM 11/29/2022
I was in the city. There was this building with purple streaks on it! It shot out lava like a volcano. I was hanging off of something and then I fell on the gorund and bounced because it was made out of rubber[] just to correct someone. Then the camera switched to Skid & Pump from Sr. Pelo's Spooky Month series. They ran up to the stairs of the building and then at some point went to Walmart to buy chips. So then they were like at the top with their chips and then a bad guy??
118th:
8:04 AM 12/2/2022
Not quite a dream. It was a hypnic jerk again. I was watching a spider in my garage and right as it was about to bite the fly and I woke up and (of course) jerked.
119th:
11:26 AM 12/4/2022
I listened to an audiobook of the first book of Wings of Fire, "The Dragonet Prophecy". Here is the scene I dreamed of: I was Hitvur the Icewing, and right and Burn threw the egg I ripped off the chains on my snout and overpowered the sandwings holding me back to save the egg! I succeeded and made it to the dragonet cave, we were having deer for dinner.
7:46 AM 12/7/2022
120th & 121st:
I had a dream I was watching movies in social studies class. This next one involves a trantula following me. I thought it liked me but once it got close it climbed my arm and bit me in the back. What a backstabber!
10:47 PM 12/16/2022
122nd:
I had a dream I broke my hip, I could see it poking out and it felt all bony! Gross!
123th:
7:50 AM 12/21/2022
I was going to an airport. Then I met 2 from TPOT
124th:
6:53 PM 12/28/2022
I was talking to some guy [well, actually it was a girl] and then we zoomed in on a map of some country Avatar: The Last Airbender style and then I got teleported into that country. It was a foggy forest, like when you turn down your render distance or Silent Hill. Then I saw a big red eye looking at me, then emerged a big ceratosaurus with a black and white pattern!  I ran and hid behind a huge tree, and that's where my dream ended.
125th, and 126th:
7:44 AM 1/4/2023
1. I had a dream there was an EAS alarm talking about how everything is ruined, and it made your TV turn to random channels.
2. I was at the pool, neat but I still can't swim.
127th:
8:52 PM 1/7/2023
I was at my grandma's house. Some friendly magical weirdo came and then she told me to follow her. I decided to transform into one of my characters and then I followed her into some Into the Spiderverse style stuff with floating tennis balls.
128th:
7:43 AM 1/12/2023
Some creatures (And one unnaturally tall, buff guy) were chasing me in an office depot. What is everything?
129th:
12:10 PM 1/21/2023
I was trying to steal a ruby that was really an empty box. I somehow managed to not ttrigger all of the lazers and then flew to the airship from Infiltrating the Airship.
130th:
6:28 PM 1/22/2023
I was like in an endless or just really big gym. There seemed to be no one there, well, expect for me. I wandered in front of mirror. (They say this is something you should never do in a lucid dream, but YOLO.) I saw myself. I decided to grow some wings. At first they were just an extra pair of arms behind my shoulder, so I gradually grew them out into bat-like wings. I could feel new muscle tightening and forming as my wings grew, it was a bit scary but interesting. I also had a dream about being a foggy jungle with others, I think there some dead person there...
131st:
7:30 AM 1/30/2023
I had a dream there were flying sharks on the 3rd floor in my house.
132nd:
8:23 AM 2/10/2023
I was watching compliations of videos. One of them involved a dragon's friends making him breakfast and he tried them out.
133rd:
6:58 PM 2/12/2023
I was in a car ride with my parents and we passed by a really long sign, couldn't read it as we were going by quite fast. I saw the end of it which said; "Find 4 quails". So that is what I chose to do. Oh yeah then the car started flying Chitty Chitty Bang Bang style for some reason. Then we landed in a river where I spotted my last few "quails" [They look more like herons in my dream, why are they called quails?] Then I saw one sleeping in the water, it was covered up to the base of the neck. My parents drove around it and it woke up and looked at us briefly before going back to sleep. Then we drove back onto land, which involved 2 train tracks! I got out of the car and stopped the train by standing in front of them and then did the same again until my parents could turn the corner and I got back in and then we drove into some kind of park of lhuge trees.
134th:
7:26 PM 2/15/2023
I was sword fighting and I was really good at it! I had met my match however and both me and my opponet laid and sat on the ground, exhausted.
135th:
7:45 AM 2/23/2023
I was in an elementary school, so presumbly younger. I was sitting on the ground, we were watching some movie with a movie sheet too. I mumbled something and the entire class shushed me, and the teacher shushed me twice. My face went: "O.o"
136th:
7:45 AM 3/3/2023
I was in Fluorite Plains on Feralheart. My avatar this time was a orange-ish tan lion with a golden-brown mane and pale underbelly. My eyes were brown. I looked over at the chat. Another player directly in front of me asked me to "attack" so I pressed 5 [My "rage" emote button keybind] and e and boom scene done. Then I pressed 0 ["Normal emote" button keybind.] and walked back over. A player beside me was doing something strange. The entire time, this player had been holding another player with their jaws, and the smaller player's animation was just a rotated version of the side lay.