Wishing Well

[yourlocalcrow]

GRANTED, BUT YOU HAVE SALT UNDER YOU.

I wish I could communicate with animals...

You can communicate with animals, but all they ever tell you is to eff off if you start talking to them, and when you don't start talking to them, they completely ignore you.

I wish to have majestic angel wings that I can hide whenever I like and are all silvery-blue and metallic so I look like a fallen angel. :3

[Wyldercat]

Granted, except no one else can see them but you.

I wish that I could get motivation to do something productive.

[CeramicSoul]

Granted but you get hungry every 5 min

I wish I could teleport. ;-;

[yourlocalcrow]

Granted, but you can only teleport to places you've been before.

I wanna be able to shapeshift into any creature that has ever lived on Earth-- including any extraterrestrials that may have landed. 

[Wyldercat]

Granted, but you will become exactly like the creature you turn into, with no remaining consciousness until you revert back to your normal form.

I wish all my homework was done correctly.

[yourlocalcrow]

Granted, but you can only write in blood.

I wish that I could actually draw women.

[Wyldercat]

Granted, but they're all Barbie-dollesque in proportions.

I wish that I could engineer something cool.

[CeramicSoul]

Granted but it looks like crap when done.

I wish I was a cyborg

[Forest Puma]

Granted, but someone shooter a Cyborg and now it's against the rules to be a Cyborg.
I want a banana rain.

[WildRavens]

Granted, but the Banana rain covered the ground in mushed banana's and everyone fell from slipping. o3o

I wish to meet every character in Gravity Falls. :3