Another one happened this Friday :3 So my friends and I are all huddled up on the floor in Art and we are presenting our projects. So then I go up to do mine and I did a griffin who I named Bob. Just a little manuscript:
Me: this is Bob the griffin. -looks at poster- Bob here says HELLO' SQUAWK!
Other Kids: -eye twitch- uhhrm -WTF face-
Me: MUHAHAHAHAHA! Look out! Bob just crapped in front of you! Anyone want to spank him!?!?!
Other Kids: -stares silently like 'dafudge is wrong wit dis chick?
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Me: -runs around screaming- AHH AHH' BOB BIT MY BUTT!!! AHHHH!!!!
Teacher: OKAY! NEXT!
Me: NO! THIS MY TIME TO SHINE!!! BOB GO LICK HER FACE AND LAUGH EVILY!!!
Other Kids: -glance at eachother-
Me: -stares atthem thinking 'oh yea I soooooo awesome I like OH YA MAN I LIKE SO FLY DUDE I BE LIKE WASSAP BRO!?!?-
Teacher: Ma'am are you drunk?
Me: HECK YEA!!!
Teacher: -writes me a pass to the guidance office-
Me: HECK YEA!!! YOU SEE DAT THERE!?! I GET OUT OF CLASS FOR BEING SO FLIPPIN AWESPME!
-skips to the guidance office-
Uhhrm yea.... XD