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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #50 on: September 21, 2022, 12:19:28 am »
I swear the weirdest dream I ever had was while I was on mental meds and dreamed I was being chased by my marshmallow men threw my school cause I committed a crime via chewing gum.

Oh dang, marshmallow gum police. XD  Those must have been some intense meds!  Did they catch you?

Just last night I dreamed I was having fun with three of my old cats...

Then I walked outside, saw three moons in the sky and thought, Huh, that can't be right.  Then a meteor fell across the sky, an asteroid shattered the largest moon, and hunks of rock started falling from the heavens.  A mountain-sized piece of the moon fell on top of our house as I shut my eyes and waited for the end, wondering what heaven would be like.  Then I woke up.  That was one distressingly real dream!
"My King is a sovereign King. No means of measure can define His limitless love. He’s enduringly strong. He’s entirely sincere. He’s eternally steadfast. He’s impartially merciful. He's God's Son. That's my King. I wonder, do you know Him?"

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #51 on: November 02, 2022, 12:11:53 pm »
103rd:
7:28 AM 9/19/2022
I kept hearing weird noises coming from my room. Turns out it was partially true.
104th:
8:15 AM 9/20/2022
I dreamed about going to the movies with my parents. I got to have a huge bucket of popcorn! We were watching a Spiderman movie.
105th:
8:19 AM 9/20/2022
I was playing Spore and I was in Civilization Stage. When I clicked the button to unite all the cities under one (IBCM) things went weird. All the sudden the cities did not unite as one, but just got destroyed and then tribal creatures started coming back and then opened kinds of shops. Then I "woke up" (I was still dreaming.) Then what happened? Well, then I went to my parents to tell them about my dream, with this odd device I had that could rewind my dream. I rewinded to one part that showed what looked to be a red river hog angrily oinking and grunting and then the footage speeds up and suddenly it has an ape body...
106th:
7:56 AM 9/26/2022
There was a wildcat in my house [Carcal]. My family gave it water and washed it. Then it laid next to my dog while my dad listened to rock music.
107th:
7:18 PM 10/2/2022
I was watching some kind of cutscene in my house's dining hall. It was a congregation of lycanthropes [Think werewolves]. Uh, Homestar Runner was there too, and he was a werecoyote. Then like in a video game, I controlled Homestar and my goal was to fight a single blue vampire who was there. I bit him in the neck a few times but he kept biting back! I threw up against the pillar in the dining room and he called me an "intelligent jackal" and then I beat him up. Then we go to the next cutscene, where Homestar is crouching over the vampire who is now outside and on the ground with track marks as if he was rolling really hard on the dirt for some reason. Looks like the budget in my dream ran out, because in this segment, Homestar looked like a crappy MS Paint drawing. That's the end of it.
108th:
7:45 AM 10/7/2022
I was painting some islands and then I got sucked into my painting Mario 64 style. These islands were in no other than the Arctic Circle! I skipped and hopped around ice and saw a group of polar bears. One tried to eat me but I was 2speedy4 it. Then I saw an orca and jumped into the icy waters below to join it. There were more orcas! I laid on my back a few times which made me sink into the dark abyss of below... Then I floated back up, I did this a few times since I couldn't drown in my dream. I still had the urge to hold my breath when I sunk under the water though.
109th:
8:18 AM 10/21/2022
I had a nightmare where Animal Jam shut down... It so real and vivid. I could "save" one of my animals for some reason.
110th:
8:28 PM 10/30/2022
I was in my house's second living room on the 3rd floor. Some people were on my couch, strangers. We were all playing Animal Jam minigames for some odd reason, maybe it was a sleepover? I got real salty because I kept losing  in the ones we had played, and I was the leader of this little group. I started saying THREATS? What the? One of the threats was to bury one guy alive. She said "I don't want a sand-dog" [We were like werewolves or something, because at this point she did not look like a dog.] So then my dream cuts to a well-animated 2D cutscene where I am a golden dog carrying what looks to be a child on my back, then some bad guys shoot lazers at us so we fight them and win. Then I make it to a certain spot and bury presumably that guy, alive. Then I woke up!
111th:
6:44 PM 10/31/2022
I was in my local walmart. There were these mean kids in the cereal isle and their mom was a cannibal that was trying to eat me... By the way, happy Halloween!
112th:
8:05 AM 11/2/2022
Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls has biological parents somehow. Guess what, they're anthromorphic cats... Then Bubbles started being mean to dogs for no reason so then we [I controlled the dogs] beat Bubbles in Super Smash Bros. I don't know where the Smash Bros part came from. Then I woke up and typed this on my dream journal at 6:00 AM and my mom walked into my room. Then I woke up for real and typed this in my dream journal. Gee, I'm not in a time loop, am I?

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #52 on: March 03, 2023, 12:52:57 pm »
113rd:
7:27 AM 11/9/2022
There were these creepy cardboard cutouts that immitated you and could teleport in my house.
114th & 115th:
7:30 AM 11/15/2022
I was fighting someone or something and when I tried to breathe fire, nothing came out. Akward. Last night, I dreamed Homestar Runner was in Teen Titans! Senor, Homeschool Winner, and Trogdor all made cameos. Homestar was also wearing a black & red Canadian sweater.
116th:
12:04 PM 11/25/2022
I was dragon rider, like Eragon! My dragon was always diguised as a cute, baby honey badger until it was time for combat! Then at the end of my dream I epically posed next to a bunch of strangers who looked cool with my own bootleg Saphira II.
117th:
6:19 PM 11/29/2022
I was in the city. There was this building with purple streaks on it! It shot out lava like a volcano. I was hanging off of something and then I fell on the gorund and bounced because it was made out of rubber[???] just to correct someone. Then the camera switched to Skid & Pump from Sr. Pelo's Spooky Month series. They ran up to the stairs of the building and then at some point went to Walmart to buy chips. So then they were like at the top with their chips and then a bad guy??
118th:
8:04 AM 12/2/2022
Not quite a dream. It was a hypnic jerk again. I was watching a spider in my garage and right as it was about to bite the fly and I woke up and (of course) jerked.
119th:
11:26 AM 12/4/2022
I listened to an audiobook of the first book of Wings of Fire, "The Dragonet Prophecy". Here is the scene I dreamed of: I was Hitvur the Icewing, and right and Burn threw the egg I ripped off the chains on my snout and overpowered the sandwings holding me back to save the egg! I succeeded and made it to the dragonet cave, we were having deer for dinner.
7:46 AM 12/7/2022
120th & 121st:
I had a dream I was watching movies in social studies class. This next one involves a trantula following me. I thought it liked me but once it got close it climbed my arm and bit me in the back. What a backstabber!
10:47 PM 12/16/2022
122nd:
I had a dream I broke my hip, I could see it poking out and it felt all bony! Gross!
123th:
7:50 AM 12/21/2022
I was going to an airport. Then I met 2 from TPOT
124th:
6:53 PM 12/28/2022
I was talking to some guy [well, actually it was a girl] and then we zoomed in on a map of some country Avatar: The Last Airbender style and then I got teleported into that country. It was a foggy forest, like when you turn down your render distance or Silent Hill. Then I saw a big red eye looking at me, then emerged a big ceratosaurus with a black and white pattern!  I ran and hid behind a huge tree, and that's where my dream ended.
125th, and 126th:
7:44 AM 1/4/2023
1. I had a dream there was an EAS alarm talking about how everything is ruined, and it made your TV turn to random channels.
2. I was at the pool, neat but I still can't swim.
127th:
8:52 PM 1/7/2023
I was at my grandma's house. Some friendly magical weirdo came and then she told me to follow her. I decided to transform into one of my characters and then I followed her into some Into the Spiderverse style stuff with floating tennis balls.
128th:
7:43 AM 1/12/2023
Some creatures (And one unnaturally tall, buff guy) were chasing me in an office depot. What is everything?
129th:
12:10 PM 1/21/2023
I was trying to steal a ruby that was really an empty box. I somehow managed to not ttrigger all of the lazers and then flew to the airship from Infiltrating the Airship.
130th:
6:28 PM 1/22/2023
I was like in an endless or just really big gym. There seemed to be no one there, well, expect for me. I wandered in front of mirror. (They say this is something you should never do in a lucid dream, but YOLO.) I saw myself. I decided to grow some wings. At first they were just an extra pair of arms behind my shoulder, so I gradually grew them out into bat-like wings. I could feel new muscle tightening and forming as my wings grew, it was a bit scary but interesting. I also had a dream about being a foggy jungle with others, I think there some dead person there...
131st:
7:30 AM 1/30/2023
I had a dream there were flying sharks on the 3rd floor in my house.
132nd:
8:23 AM 2/10/2023
I was watching compliations of videos. One of them involved a dragon's friends making him breakfast and he tried them out.
133rd:
6:58 PM 2/12/2023
I was in a car ride with my parents and we passed by a really long sign, couldn't read it as we were going by quite fast. I saw the end of it which said; "Find 4 quails". So that is what I chose to do. Oh yeah then the car started flying Chitty Chitty Bang Bang style for some reason. Then we landed in a river where I spotted my last few "quails" [They look more like herons in my dream, why are they called quails?] Then I saw one sleeping in the water, it was covered up to the base of the neck. My parents drove around it and it woke up and looked at us briefly before going back to sleep. Then we drove back onto land, which involved 2 train tracks! I got out of the car and stopped the train by standing in front of them and then did the same again until my parents could turn the corner and I got back in and then we drove into some kind of park of lhuge trees.
134th:
7:26 PM 2/15/2023
I was sword fighting and I was really good at it! I had met my match however and both me and my opponet laid and sat on the ground, exhausted.
135th:
7:45 AM 2/23/2023
I was in an elementary school, so presumbly younger. I was sitting on the ground, we were watching some movie with a movie sheet too. I mumbled something and the entire class shushed me, and the teacher shushed me twice. My face went: "O.o"
136th:
7:45 AM 3/3/2023
I was in Fluorite Plains on Feralheart. My avatar this time was a orange-ish tan lion with a golden-brown mane and pale underbelly. My eyes were brown. I looked over at the chat. Another player directly in front of me asked me to "attack" so I pressed 5 [My "rage" emote button keybind] and e and boom scene done. Then I pressed 0 ["Normal emote" button keybind.] and walked back over. A player beside me was doing something strange. The entire time, this player had been holding another player with their jaws, and the smaller player's animation was just a rotated version of the side lay.

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #53 on: May 31, 2023, 12:50:02 am »
137th:
6:21 PM 3/9/2023
I was on some kind of really high skyscraper with a pool and I was a tropical bird [macaw to be specific.] I was chillin' there until some crows flew up to me. Apparently they're rounding up all the tropical birds in the area and I'm a macaw, uh oh. They made me face a wall and show my talons because that was the way to tell if someone was a tropical bird. [Some species of birds have 2 toes in the back of their feet.] Then I woke up...
138th:
7:17 PM 3/17/2023
I had an ice cream cone with 1 vanilla scoop the size of my head. Then there was chocolate cake and my dad asked me to share some with him... Uh, oops.
139th & 140th:
12:23 PM 3/31/2023
Two for the price of one!!
1. Some black truck was stalking my parents & I and then we went to my aunt's house.
2.  I was in my parents room for whatever reason. I found a garbage bag, filled with rocks with different chemical properties. I remember if you touched this one, it would disintegrate like Spiderman from Endgame. Then this one if you threw really hard against the ground, it made a loud crackle explosion like a firework and then shatters & disintergrates.
141st:
7:54 AM 4/6/2023
I was in a K-mart. I also had 3 brothers who got captured by from mafia or something in it and I had to save them. Then I had to kill a robot. That escalated quickly, huh? This robot looked a lot like one of my friends though, but that didn't stop me. I tried to kill it by biting it's neck[R.I.P. Teeth] and just when I thought I had killed it, I hadn't and it came back to life and my dream ended.
142nd:
7:59 AM 4/6/2023
There were xenomorphs in my house. They got my dad! I'm pretty sure he told me to run so I jumped out the window. I landed on the ground after trying to fly unsuccessfully but the xenomorph ended up getting me anyways. I wish I had fought it!
143rd & 144th:
8:24 AM 4/12/2023
Dr33m marathon epicness.
1. Someone messed with my computer, including my YT channel...
2. I went into the wrong house in my neighborhood after getting off a school bus.
144th & 145th:
7:40 AM 4/17/2023
1. Some kids from my elementary school I think were in my house and my stuffed animals were alive...
2. Object shows. Object show characters in my house, specifically my room. My grandma was in my parent's room for some reason watching the Mario Movie trailer...
146th:
7:57 AM 4/25/2023
I was delivering black, tiny eggs and I decided to keep one. It then hatched into a baby ra'zac [From the Inheritance Cycle] that looked like a quetzcoatlus with a few teeth sticking out like a crocodile for whatever reason. It was cute though. It looked at me and somehow smiled despite having a beak. It imprinted on me based on context so far! But then Eragon came in my house and killed it. In front of me.
147th:
8:26 AM 5/1/2023
I was in a library with a Lion King coloring book with Scar on the front. Then the next thing I know I was outside in the a snowy place with this other guy. I said "Hey let's go into the shed-barn-house thing" but it was locked and we had to find an entrance through some glass... Pool... Then there was a time skip and we were at my grandma's house.
148th:
8:27 AM 5/1/2023
Animal Crossing. Then some weird cutscene of a white spider monkey who was really grouchy for some reason. Then Tom Nook went: "Leave the girl [Me] alone." The dream ended with me vomiting plastic and crashing into the grouchy spider monkey's "webs". Yes, he was a LITERAL spider monkey.
149th:
8:29 AM 5/1/2023
Being chased by a quetzacoatlus. There was one on my balcony and it tore it's head off and then reattached it? What? Then it went looking for me. I shrunk and hid under my neighbors' car and said: "Okay I've had enough" and woke up.
150th:
7:46 AM 5/9/2023
I was rescuing living French toast but it turns out one wasn't living. So I ate it. Really tasty.
151st:
6:39 PM 5/11/2023
I was sitting on the ground in my room with my old laptop from probably a decade ago at this point. I was playing some horror game that flashed creepy pictures every few steps in game. I thought to myself: "Man, this game is too scary." and decided to stop playing. When I looked up my brother was checking on me because of the sounds from the game I was playing. Then he walked in, put on a Spiderman costume, and kicked my TV remote out of nowhere. Rude.
152nd:
7:35 AM 5/22/2023
I dreamed about a new Strong Bad email coming out! I was watching it on YouTube because it's the modern age, here's what it was about. It was asking Strong Bad about number slang like how "143" means "I love you" or "153" means "I adore you". It was sent by someone called "IDOT [Ignacio]" [Not idiot]. Then Strong Bad goes: "Oh... Ignacio" in a sultry tone for some reason as if he was talking to a lady-type... Sorry, Strong Bad but Ignacio is a male name, so dream person IDOT there was probably intended to be a guy. Anyways, then there's a scene with Strong Mad and he holds up some weird egg thing. It's just some misshapen candy egg inside of an actual eggshell still filled with yolk, eugh! He then says something [probably about the egg-thing] but I forgot. Then the weird egg thing appears in my house. Then other non-SBemail hijinks ensue that nobody here would care about.

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #54 on: September 29, 2023, 11:56:01 pm »
153rd:
10:18 AM 6/4/2023
There was this zoo-like place. Inside there were 3 animals, a baby T-rex, a baby spinosaurus, and some sort of crocodillian. The crocodilian started biting through the cage of the spinosaurus from the outside, the spinosaurus watched at first but then starting biting through it too. Then the crocodile ran in and sat between the young spinosaurus' legs. Then the T-rex who was sitting on a rock who saw the whole thing decided to climb down it because it was like: "Oh okay we can move around." So it walks a few steps and it's claws can even be heard clicking on the ground. Then people come up with pet it as it stands there. Then my dream cuts to a different part of the zoo. It is an aquariuam area and dark. There is only one light source, a lavender dark-light. In front of me, there's is a sea lion looking at me. It leads me to this brown, underwater cave where there's more lavender dark-lights. I touch & press on it, but I discover I'm losing air! When I try to breathe. I found out I could breathe just fine underwater.
154th:
1:59 PM 6/6/2023
I was playing Spore in Tribal Stage with the Ape creatures. I was allied with the other villages and they were giving me gifts. Then another village came to visit [My brain says it was the pink village.] and started they & my creatures started to play together with grass. Giving each other grass LOL. I decided to zoom in and watch these two creatures from different tribes [My villager and a pink villager] play together and they were rough housing. One of the villagers crashed into a storage building and grains/grasses spilled onto him. Then some domesticated animals from a building next to it turned around and kicked some sand on him/peed on him.
155th:
10:03 AM 6/18/2023
There was an ant vs human war. [I guess you could say these were; ARMY ANTS!! No really, they were army ants.] A lot of the soldiers were minors though, including myself... We were fighting in some sort of underground laboratory. Then we went to sleep in quarantine chambers... I remember the aftermath of a battle, so many people had to get medical attention for their legs [When they did, there was no blood, like at all. It was like my brain had an option to turn off the blood like in Diablo LOL] It was sleeping time and I was running while they closed down the doors so I could get to my sleeping chamber but I didn't make it in time and had to sleep in the lobby. Oh yeah, we didn't have beds. We just slept on the ground. I did sleep in one of the sleeping chambers a few times. They had translucent, yellow glass dividing each area.
156th:
12:00 PM 6/21/2023
I briefly saw a spring fox from Animal Jam [The 2D one] and then I chased after it's player icon as if I was in an adventure or something from the game. I ran through forests, past houses, and hills. Then I came across some guy's house and I wanted to get past without being seen. I imagined myself going slowly invisible and it worked! It wore off though and the guy saw me. I said something along of the lines of: "I need to get through the window." He went "KK" and opened it but it was crazily high up and foggy so I decided I would just take a different route.
157th:
11:31 AM 7/4/2023
I finally got the hang of flying in my dream about... It was like some mash up of video games I've seen before, I have no idea what it actually was. I just remember flight!
157th:
12:16 PM 7/7/2023
My grandma let in a bunch of insects while staying at her house. when I went to the bathroom there a mosquito on the door so I threw my tablet & 3Ds at it for some reason like a normal person. It worked but my devices were destroyed and then I went to another room and broke into hysterics. I remember saying: "Why can't I ever keep anything!?" while loudly crying.
158th:
11:55 AM 7/19/2023
I heard fox sounds out at night. I looked out my window and saw a fox. Timeskip to daylight, I look over the creek in my backyard. There's a big red barn. Now it's night again, and there is a big, friendly fox that tried to walk into the house through the garage. [This dream was influenced by the fox sounds I heard before bed]
159th:
12:32 PM 7/31/2023
I was in a cage, in what looked like a garage. I swung in the cage and accidentally launched the one in front of me over the horizon. Then I got excused of manslaughter and was promptly arrested.
160th:
12:33 PM 7/31/2023
I dreamed of a SpongeBob SquarePants episode that doesn't exist. SpongeBob was helping a human skeleton lady find her missing husband [who is also a human skeleton] and he was on the table and the lady said: "SpongeBob what are you doing here? It's late, get down from there".
161st:
1:33 PM 8/1/2023
I got IP banned from Transformice after making my username "Hillary"... What's that supposed to mean?
162nd:
7:03 AM 8/18/2023
I was playing a 3D game that looked a lot like Feralheart. I was exploring when I realized I was dreaming, so I decided to summon a character. It worked! We went walking together but then he got stuck on something but I woke up right before I could help him...
163rd:
6:45 AM 8/28/2023
I had a diary, but it was vertical and the pages were a lot more like giant, narrow sticky notes than anything. They looked like loose leaf though and in dream time I spent all night writing in it.
164th:
12:09 PM 9/3/2023
I was sitting on the floor of my grandma's kitchen. A hamster, rabbit, maybe Guinea pig walked by me and transformed into a dog. It was friendly and smelled my face.
165th:
6:51 AM 9/5/2023
I had a dream where I snapped. It was unpleasant...
166th:
6:38 AM 9/7/2023
My friend and I were apart the Demons from the Chakra Heroes, but we both left after Ryu went on some sort of rampage. [Read Chakra BTW, it's a great webcomic!]
167th:
6:42 AM 9/14/2023
Bug invasion! Bugs everywhere! They took over my parents room and we had to call the exterminator.
168th:
9:15 PM 9/15/2023
I was in one of the bathrooms in my house. I was looking at myself in the mirror when all of the sudden there was this flash of these empty plastic cups attached to some flesh and then they loosened up and separated. Apparently, these were holding in my teeth and then they all fell out. After they fell out, there were red & blue wires sticking out from where my teeth should've been, like I was some kinda robot. I ran up to my parents [the bathroom was on a lower floor] in the kitchen and tried to tell them what happened to me but I couldn't speak properly due to my lack of teeth.
169th:
6:39 AM 9/21/2023
Some kid behind me during some sort of play some being annoying [and also offensive] so I banished him to a YouTube commercial XDDD
6:21 AM 9/22/2023
170th & 171st:
1. In this dream, I was Firestar from Warriors patrolling my territory. Which was in my school for some reason...
2. Some baby bird-thing approached my family and I started backing away incase the mother showed up, but it never did. So we all played with it as the mother watched from the skies above.
172nd:
6:38 AM 9/27/2023
In this dream, every human was a quadruped. We all considered ourselves animals too [humans are animals, but most people don't acknowledge it.] and we were trying to solve some murders.
173rd & 174th:
6:39 AM 9/29/2023
1. I was pressing random numbers while playing an Impressive Title server and then something pulled up some admins stuff and then an admin in game was like: "What do you think you're doing!?" So I tried to explain myself but my message came out in a garbled mess in the chat... Luckily the admin pieced them together and understood anyways.
2. I found this blue moon in space and landed flew down to it Spore-style but it turned orange and looked like Earth... I set up a colony and left and then my colonies were nests of creatures for some reason and had to be defended from giant birds that lived on that moon. I remember I was one of the creatures, I was holding one of the birds in my mouth by the neck like some sort of hunting dog.

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2023, 11:41:20 am »
175th:
6:37 AM 10/2/2023
I was a thin, tan feral dog in a pack in the show Animaniacs. We adopted some new pups which were the Warner brothers and sister. I thought they were going to cause trouble so I tried getting rid of them but everyone wanted them to stay since they were pups, in fact I even got threatened to have my throat torn by some rottweiler named "Terry" if I didn't allow them to stay. I was about to fight her, when I realized I wouldn't win. So I agreed to let them stay and we continued on our journey.There's a timeskip and we're in a restaurant, we brought those "pups" with us. While the other dogs are sitting near them with collars, presumably adopted by the siblings, I sat away from them under a table booth glaring at them while I sulked. Then, Yakko turned to look at me, probably noticing I had been glaring at them for some time and I looked away. Then get gets up from out of the booth-seat and crouches on one knee and offers me a collar, I accept, well, after a bit of readjusting as the collar was too tight. Hire me Warner Bros!
176th:
6:54 PM 10/3/2023
I forgot about this one until now, hence why it isn't with the 175th one. In this dream, I was in this store in one of my local malls that doesn't exist. I don't know why, but all of the customers were these armless, headless bodies with clothes riding on scooters! Every time they passed by, I looked at them and got chills all over my body. I asked the manager about it [She looked & sounded like my math teacher!] and she told me "Oh they're controlled by their heads.". Then I got tired of making eye contact with the customers' neck stumps and hid under a table, still getting chills each time one passed by on its scooter.
177th & 178th:
7:00 AM 10/13/2023
In one I was running away from a swarm as insects as a dog, the other my mom became evil. I had so many again, yet I can remember so little...
179th:
6:36 AM 10/25/2023
Dreamed about having hiccups, it was so annoying & real to the point where I thought I did have hiccups when I woke up!
180th & 181st:
12:22 PM 10/27/2023
Dream marathon, you know the drill!!
1. I dreamed about a video game. Here's how it goes:
You play with 3 other players, and the avatars are dogs. You're all in the sky floating with either a hang glider or parachute [I think] and you collect balloons to stay lofty. Your goal is to stay floating longer than the others! This sounds fun.

2. I dreamed about my YouTube page being flooded by videos of dancing villagers from Minecraft, they were all titled things like: "Villagers shuffling". I remember getting annoyed in the dream too. XD
182nd:
7:12 AM 11/10/2023
I was in a downtown city watching some sort of speech about lessr known bird flight formations, then once it was over I walked into some sort of tavern and then my dream became a cartoon! Rayman was in the tavern and he had 4 kids I think, He had a daughter named "O" and she always stared off into space while squeaking for some reason. The other costumers didn't like her and went "Oh crap, O's here" and left. Then they Animaniacs came in and someone said they heard compliants about the bathroons being gross or something and then Wakko looked guilty.
183rd:
6:39 AM 11/21/2023
I was going to visit a band I liked in some hotel, but when I went there there were animals alll over the place! Like bugs and toads for some reason, eugh.
184th:
12:05 PM 11/22/2023
I just walking around some sort museum, It had statues of characters from BFDI, like Teardrop. Apparently Gelatin was with me in this dream [He still looked like he had injected Lollipop's food coloring into himself.] but then we had to go to the bathroom but when I went in and tried to sit on a toliet, there were no stalls and the toliets were really close to each other and there were already people there. The entire bathroom was also painted in shades of pink. I was disturbed, freaked out, and weirded out. That's when I woke up.
185th:
6:11 PM 11/26/2023
I had a subpar bus driver who just drove to his apartment, we then all had to walk back to school! [This school looked like my old middle school.]
186th:
6:37 AM 12/4/2023
I actually had 3 dreams, but this is just the one I remember the best:
I was watching YouTube, and had apparently clicked on a video about a techno band called "Smosh". It was a reaction video with some guy that either was or looked alot like ConnertheWaffle. Their music sounded a lot like eurodancer and other 90s-00s techno. Stuff you'd hear on Newgrounds on some old Flash game.

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2024, 01:36:50 am »
187th:
[Data expunged]
6:38 AM 12/8/2023
There was this weird hotel I was in with my brother that had a camera in our room. I found it's blindspot, only for that to be fixed too. When we went home there were robots there now? They looked like snakes and were attached to plugs in the walls, so I pulled them. The thing is, the robot-snake-things could actually emote, so when I woke up I felt bad...
188th:
6:42 PM 12/11/2023
I dreamed that LBP characters were having a Christmas play. All I remember that Clive Handforth was some sort of angel.
189th:
6:51 AM 12/15/2023
I dreamed there a young spinosaurus in a place that almost looked like my room. My dream was in a video format, like I was recording a pet. It was flumping around in a circle, it looked like it was skipping. Then it jumped and went behind a television and it fell through it, destroying the entire thing. It was like something you'd see on America's Funniest Home Videos! It then became a meme in my dream world.

190th & 192th:
11:56 AM 12/29/2023
1. I was a big public restroom with yellow stalls that were very short. I had the misfortune of getting a stall with a broken lock and then everyone was laughing at me. :D-(
[There were also boys there for some reason even though it was the girls' bathroom...]

2. Now this is a cool one. In this dream, it was a post-apocalyptic world where everything was "being reclaimed by nature". All of the humans started to turn into different animals for some reason. I had became a dog and came across 2 other animals, one also being a dog. Looked like a border collie, I don't remember what the 2nd person had turned into. Then we were found by a rabbit who was the "leader" of a group of survivors. I think one of the members of my posse asked him if he was the leader and then he gave some speech about how there is "no more king" so, uh, I guess he does not consider himself one then. We also had some weird ceremony where we picked up tiny rocks from a stream and let the current take them away. I found some bismuth on the bank. Then he took us back to their camp and on the way there, my dream ended.
193rd:
9:48 PM 1/5/2024
All I remember is old lady coalition in my grandma's living room, and a dog with Buzz Lightyear's face on it in the kitchen. Eugh.
194th:
4:29 PM 1/6/2024
Nutella boats. I was playing with a toy yacht in my house on a sunny day. As I went to the dining room, I noticed some brown stuff near the bottom and scraped it off on a chair leg. Then I noticed how it looked like chocolate and tasted it. It was nutella.
195th:
6:59 AM 1/11/2024
I had a dream in Spore GA you could change the size of the captain and other creatures using the command prompt instead of shift + scrolling. You could make the captain epic sized! When this happened the creatures physically grew like when you hatch in Creature Stage.
196th:
7:00 AM 1/18/2024
Timmy from FOP started a flower shop and Wanda became a petunia. That's all I remember.
197th:
11:48 AM 1/19/2024
I was trying to search for someone on YouTube when I came across some short. I clicked it on, even though IRL I hate shorts. It had a caption that said: "When you're allergic to cats and your boyfriend is allergic to fish." and then some person's hand carrying a square container of what looked like a goldfish and a black cat, which was actually two fish came closer to the camera and the fish had cat faces... A kittycat nose, what looked like a snout, but everything else was all fish.
198th:
8:26 PM 1/27/2024
I was in either a park or a giant version of my backyard with my parents until all of the sudden, a swarm of insects flies on the top of the slope. [We were standing at the end of a slope.] I freaked out and booked it while my parents called for me to come back and the insects chased after me. I outran them to an area with a cluster of bushes, far from the slope & and my parents. One of the bushes had a hole in it, so I crawled underneathe it, there was quite a bit of space inbetween the bush-den. Like a tunnel almost. I chose to hide in a dark crevice in a more narrow spot. Then the insects came, they opened the bush I had entered trhough like a trapdoor in a cartoon. The swarm then "looked around". They even looked directly at me and didn't see me! Then I reached out to the bugs like a dummy, crunched some, and gave away my location and got attacked, causing my dream to end.

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #57 on: April 12, 2024, 11:37:36 pm »
199th:
6:38 AM 2/14/2024
I seemed to get sucked into the world of Flight Rising while bonding some dragons with their familiars and I ended up in the Southern Icefield. I played with a snowball and then telported/flew to a hill. I rolled the snowball down the hill and then slid down, "racing" the snowball. Then I found a hot spring with a polar bear in it. I went to join the bear but the water was TOO HOT! When I got out, I found a polar bear cub and let it sniff my hand. Then polar bear in the hot spring then got up and claimed the cub. The end.
200th (w00t!):
6:43 AM 2/20/2024
I was in what looked like a park. With Nintendo characters like Mario, Luigi, and Wario. I met some guy that looked like the Mario 64 Mario but was black and white and had dot eyes. There was some kind of sheep dogs running around, playing. Then I think I was like: "let's collab" and he agreed and we made some video about the sheep dogs. Then I remember being on top of a hill and at the bottom of the slope was Luigi having a mental breakdown (Don't ask, I'm amused, yet just as confused as you probably are). Then I saw him being comforted by Wario and Waluigi. Not my strangest.
201st:
7:09 AM 3/1/2024
I was in Eddsworld, in the main characters' house specifically. We were all in the kitchen and Tom was trying to pick a fight with me for some reason, maybe I was Tord?
202nd:
6:44 AM 3/6/2024
I dreamed a gladiator in a battle with CPR dummies, that had bodies. I tore their limbs off which causes me to win [They didn't actually die] and then had a talk with the King Dummy which I do not remember.
203rd&204th:
6:50 AM 3/18/2024
DREEEEAM MAAAARATHON!
(Order is not 100% correct, because I forgot a little bit...)
1. I was at my school, I checked my posture for some reason and was passing by a door with windows. It was raining really hard outside. Then an old friend of mine called me over to show me something, I forgot what he showed me but I think my reaction was: "Oh. Cool." and then they [the school board] forced us all to walk outside in the pouring rain to the next part of the building for some reason. Ouch.
2. I was watching YouTube on my tablet, scrolling and stuff. I found this video by some artist guy and it had around 384 views and the thumbnail was of him posing next to his painting of a iguanodon by some water. I clicked on it and was greeted was this odd scene of a tiny man in someone's hand fighting a monstrous squirrel. I scrolled down to the comments. Nobody was talking about it.
3. Got teleported into a savannah. I was a member of the camera crew for some documentary. I was setting up the camera but animals kept messing with them. First a monstrous squirrel probably from the last dream, and a monkey. I was readjusting them when then a pride of lions showed up and I got chased away as I thought something along the lines of: "Maybe I've been touching too much grass..."
205th:
1:32 PM 3/24/2024
I was in some sort of supermarket, like Kroger or Walmart. I moving around on my knees at high speeds using one of those 4-wheeled scooters with the handles! Other people were chasing me, we were playing Tag. The taggers were on bikes or regular scooters and everyone else just the small, handled ones. It was so much fun! I almost wish it was real...
206th:
1:09 PM 3/25/2024
I was in Russia and found a playground. It was all colorful but then a few feet away was a swing set with bars made of sticks facing barbed wire fences I swung for a bit on it and got really high up in the air! I think my mom told me to be careful though so I wouldn't hit the barbed wire.
207th&208th:
11:46 AM 3/26/2024
Dream marathons. Dream marathons everywhere...
1. I was back at SCHOOL! With some friend I've never met in my entire life. He seemed nice.
2. I dreamed that LBP3 was for the DS but it differed in a way. What happened in my dream was that instead of Newton flying away after he releases The Titans, it just cut to scene of him being thrown into a cage. The funny thing is, Newton seems self-aware of the changed story and said things like: "Hey, wait! Let me out! Please?" "This isn't supposed to happen!".
209th&210th:
8:03 PM 3/27/2024
Whoa! Two marathons in a row? w00t!
1. I was back at SCHOOL AGAIN! But I got to watch someone embarrass themself in a hallway. Nothing that hasn't happened IRL.
2. Now here's teh gewd stuff. I was playing Animal Jam [the 2D one] when all of the sudden my den started to flood I freaked out and climbed on top of the roof but it started to reach there and then I ran all over the games' maps trying to escape the water until I burst out of the game as a snowkin [A creature I made up, looks like a polar bear but earless, hairless and with nostrils near its nose bridge and arms instead of front paws.] jumping on floating glass like in Squid Game while there was water below me and then I made it onto dry land and fought wolves before running off.
211th&212th:
1:35 PM 3/30/2024
Make that THREE MARATHONS!
1. I was in a movie theater with at least one of my parents. I remember seeing a lot children there, so it must have been something at least PG13. There was an old man and a little girl next to me. She ditched her huge bag of popcorn that was about as tall as the average table leg! I looked around...And then claimed it for myself! Didn't finish it, but it was delicious alright!
2. I was watching some mobile game video where the objective was to hit or run people over with millitary jeep in a dream-hospital, nothing graphic happened but it woke up the people so "they could get medical attention". The game's graphics looked dated, like a low budget 2010s 3D fad-game that would die out within 8 years.
6:54 PM 4/10/2024
213th&214th:
It's been a while, huh?
1. I was at a tropical island with my dad. There were people there and it was beautiful, warm, and sunny. Then we left the island by using plastic bowls as boats down a stream. No, we weren't tiny or the bowls were giant. Just regular-sized plastic bowls.
2. I awoke to my television and phone blaring alarms for incoming nukes. I remember it hauntingly saying: "This is not a drill." I didn't believe it at first until I look at the left corner of my room and saw a nuke there and looked out my window and also saw a nuke launching. I stood there as I watched the one in my room look like it was getting dragged and dropped to near my window before exploding. I rushed to the basement while everyone else in my house didn't seem to notice all of this commotion, somehow. Talk about heavy sleepers. Anyway, I sat in the basement in sadness and terror as I heard the sounds of above cease and the sounds of explosions. After I woke up from this nightmare, I stared around my room for a while in a mix of shock, yet relief. This was horrific, to say the least...

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #58 on: June 16, 2024, 02:34:36 pm »
215th:
7:27 AM 4/23/2024
I had this one around 2 nights ago, but forgot to type it. I had a pet baby turtle/tortoise and I was trying to teach it how to swim in the bathroom sink. It could also talk IIRC.
216th:
7:02 PM 4/26/2024
I had this one a long time ago but I kept forgetting...Again. To type it out.
I was in a theater watching a horror movie trailer. It showed a murderer who was killing his daughters and he killed people with dinner plates and ceramic cups. I jumped into the movie to save the girl by distracting the killer. I did this by climbing on this back and biting him on the nape of the neck. It worked and the girl got away.
6:49 AM 5/2/2024
217th,218th,219th, and 220th:
Quadruple the fun!
1. I went to a craft store with my parents and then we started eating candy still wrapped in plastic... At the end of the dream I was gagging. Yuck!
2. When I got home in the form of a separate dream, there was a creature lying on my cold-blanket. It was a shade of cyan like my blanket and it was curled up in a ball and looked like a dog. I moved the blanket to wake it up and it got up. It's face was flat and it had a long spiky nose with ears that went down and was either a short-hair or a hairless dog-thing. It was friendly and licked me and I pet it and then I pointed out of the room and it looked and started walking towards my dog to meet her.
3. I was watching YT in my grandma's house and watching a top 10 EAS alarms but then it took a dark and creepy turn and I turned the video off. The house seemed empty, but I ended up finding my grandma in her room and was relived.
4. I got lost in my school. That's about it.
221st:
6:38 AM 5/3/2024
I was watching YT and then my mom ordered McDonalds.
222nd:
6:42 AM 5/7/2024
There was no teacher, and I was in a different school? I also became a warrior cat...We travelled until we reached South Carolina and found lots of rabbits to catch. So...We're Windclan? I came back to school as a human and was weirded out how we got to South Carolina [I live in the Midwest] while everyone else was like rolling their eyes... IDK. On our hunting trip I saw an elementary school. Then when I went back to my school it was unrecognizable and I was disoriented.
223rd:
6:47 AM 5/13/2024
Forgot to type down the first one...Again
1. I was in Minecraft in some kind of beach party and there was this rocky-beach biome. I was also a fossa since my Minecraft skin is one.
224th&225th:
6:51 AM 5/17/2024
1. I dreamt about this rivalry between steampunk pirates, one was a cheetah one was a coyote. They looked like Animal Jam characters...

2. This dream was very brief. I saw a monochrome house, like Whitespace from Omori. Then there was this lady with long hair who was monochrome too, with black hair and white clothes. Then someone appeared, a child who was pastel rainbow. Then it fades and shows the little girl as an adult and happy, implying she was raised by the monochrome family.
226th:
10:51 PM 5/24/2024
This one just weirds me out. I was watching a streamer exploring some video sharing website where all of the videos had babies in them. He was scrolling through for a few seconds before clicking on one of the videos. The first few seconds were of the baby in the thumbnail and then it switched to some psychedelia visuals with some breakcore playing in the background. The streamer clicked off and went back to scrolling and clicked on another video. It starts off with some baby on a table saying "Dada" and then this video also cuts to some psychedelics visuals with even more breakcore. I think the streamer was confused and commented something I don't remember about the videos and the website itself.
227th&228th:
10:19 PM 5/28/2024
1. I was at my school and got turned into a vampire by someone but I wanted revenge and fought him.
2. I was like laying in bed, and then I looked out my window. In my dream, it was June. Guess what? It was snowing. Snowing in June.
229th:
1:35 PM 5/29/2024
I was at home alone with my mom [Not even the dog was there] and went upstairs [We were on the 3rd floor] to check the door and looked out only to see some kind of raptor on the lawn so I ran and then it broke into the house and we had to jump out the window and escape by swimming through a river.
230th&231st:
2:17 PM 5/31/2024
1. I was walking around a town. It was sunny and warm, but I had no idea where I was.
2. I was riding on Puffball from BFDI through some sort of rainbow tunnel-portal thing.
232nd&233rd:
3:12 PM 6/10/2024
1. I was on a bus with Disney princesses. I was there too, but I'm no princess. We were driving through what looked like a isthmus or some road on a thin strip of land on a sunny, cloudless day. We arrived at some stop sign and then some kind of border. The stop sign was in a shallow pool of water with pillars with tiles on top and up ahead was some sort of beach-cabin-resort house. Then the bus, which was apparently alive, started doing parkour and someone told me to move to back. Guess who was on the bus also? Asha from Wish... Then we finally got to our destination which looked like some old gym-school-thing and then there was a pan which revealed I was sackboy in a purple dress with swirls all along as I walked with Asha...
2. I was in some sort of box with a tree in an object show I think. There was some vanilla ice cream in a cone character hanging onto the tree but then she melted. Maybe it was a challenge to survive in an oven for the longest. Then I tried to eat the ice cream, but she tasted like lotion. Another character said something like "Oh yeah, she's actually animal lotion.". Then there was a cut I think to this old man who was a "retired meme" and was at some sort of house party in his car doing "donuts" while people cheered. The guy looked like that one "human designed to survive car crashes" dummy-thing.
234th:
10:28 AM 6/16/2024
I'm having trouble making sense out of this dream. I think I was trapped in my school, forced to watch mediocre straight-to-video movies and my bus was late, and I talked to some girl that looked like a cupcake and was eating one.

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Re: Virtual Dream Journal
« Reply #59 on: November 24, 2024, 05:54:49 pm »
235th:
7:21 AM 6/17/2024
I was at the mall, alone and walked front of two stick figures and then one made some comment about me and then I went mad in the dream and attacked him with lots of scratching. Then I angrily walked away into the JCPenny and found my mom. I saw some sort of animal/creature I don't remember and it turned out it was the pet of the stick guy I had beat up, he looked at his pet and smiled, saw me, and then glared. Then it turned out he had a YT channel and he had posted a new video. I was like "Is this about me?"  It wasn't.
236th:
1:06 PM 6/24/2024
This one is hard to explain and even remember. I was in some kind of family-feud-esque thing with my parents and the opposing team had some teenage son who was real smug. I remember going to him: "Oh you little...Pest!" or something. They were also ginger.
237th:
12:20 PM 6/29/2024
I was in a field with lots of hills with some other people.
238th:
11:49 AM 7/2/2024
Something about a big family trying to collect a scarab in a box disguise. I think it didn't work and then something about time traveling dragons. My memory hasn't been too good lately.
239th
1:39 PM 7/7/2024
I was working in a Papa Louie game where it looked like a Subway. I had a coworker with me who always looked bored. The customers watched as I prepared their food, and like the game, they reacted different depending on how well I prepared their food. They kept ordering stuff not on the menu before I yelled at them to get out, I think.
240th:
1:19 PM 7/10/2024
I was in some sort of ROBLOX camp. Siting at the entrance of a building. Some other guys were picking on me, so my solution was to transform into a frog [which just looked like an all green 1.0 guy with the default clothes on.] It worked and they had no idea where I was. Even though we were ROBLOXians, we were IRL. Then some woman started screaming bloody murder and we all scrammed and changed into real people?
241st:
9:01 PM 7/18/2024
There were toilets everywhere... I was in some dark area, some kind of dark room with a bunch of toilets.
242nd:
10:15 PM 7/21/2024
I was living in an eerie, old mansion with my family. I woke up in my bed only to discover I could not see out of one of my eyes. I went to the bathroom to discover that my eyes had been damaged! I was losing my vision...I ran to my dad but he didn't seem to care. Knowing it was a nightmare, I tried to go to bed in the dream to wake up. I woke up, still within the dream and went to the bathroom to look. It was even worse! This continued on for a little bit, at one point I couldn't even open my right eye anymore. When I really woke up, I was horrified and started blinking and feeling my eyes.
243rd:
1:42 PM 7/23/2024
I was watching some sort of gameshow that involved turning people into mice if they answered wrong, I think. Then there was this black canine that looked like a wolf with some sort of white bandana with something wrapped in it who was a bad guy, I traveled with him to the set of the gameshow that turned people into mice, and one person [in mouse form] got so excited that he got a heart attack. The wolf was just like "Tsk tsk tsk, their little hearts can't handle it.". Then we left and some random beastie took his bandana after he was bragging about how it had realistic physics? I'm just as confused as you are.
244th:
1:07 PM 7/26/2024
I dreamt about tadpoles in my grandma's backyard. There this one spiky, red one with a black tail IIRC. My dad put it in a puddle by accident and it bumped around. Then we moved it to the pond.
244th:
1:14 PM 7/27/2024
I dreamt about being in something TPOT-Twelve-esque! In this dream, I was bread and I was the first to become a zombie. I was in the abandoned hotel/building and attempted to attack Snowball. I remember a PoV switch and everyone's just huddled in the field.
245th:
1:30 PM 8/1/2024
I was male, mallard duck with some dude with long hair. He was on some sort of pirate ship while I just flew around. Then at the end of my dream, I turned him into a peacock.
246th:
1:52 PM 8/9/2024
I went to some vet with my parents to pick up my grandma who was at said vet. When we walked in, everyone in there was a mii!
247th:
8:20 PM 8/15/2024
I dreamt up a PS2 video game called "FoxZombie". [Disclaimer: there were no foxes or zombies to be seen in the dream.] The gameplay was similar to a game of Tag. The person who was "It" had a goal to get out a single specific player while the others' goal is the protect the aformentioned targted player [they had actions such as attacking the tagger]. In the game, there were different player characters to choose from, in my dream, the person who was "It" was a low-poly Jurrasic Park looking raptor while the target looked like a scientist from Half-Life. In my dream's PoV, I was watching my brother play, but then it zoomed in onto the TV. I think he was "It". The tagger ended up finding the target on top of some sort of skyscraper hosting a fashion show conga line on a model runway. The raptor then headbutt the guy and then they both fell off the skyscraper in slow motion and the round ended, and so did my dream.
248th:
4:48 PM 8/18/2024
This was about a Chinese raccoon [Not a tanuki, an actual raccoon] named "Mr. Chen" who walks upright and wears clothes. He had his own intro music and for some reason of the lyrics mentioned him having very clean feet. He lived in Wales and hated Skylines, but had an exception where one day he just ordered something to go and then ate the entire bag whole.
249th:
7:13 PM 8/21/2024
I was a at a pool. In the pool was someone who looked like one of my friends. There were 3 boys with her that looked like her brothers, or at least had the same hair color as her (blonde). I wanted to join them, but the pool was ~10 deep, and I can't swim. Even htough it was a dream, I instinctively stayed away from the water. I felt isolated as I watched them play.
250th:
6:51 AM 8/23/2024
I dreamt I was in a Flash animation and I was my brown hyena character, Jua in it. The world was white with black outlines. Everyone was also white with black outlines. I was looking around, walking around this strange, monochrome world. I then I saw some fight in a ditch in the ground and went over to it and then participated in the fight. I think I was protecting someone, or trying to kidnap him, because I picked someone up with my forelimb as he blinked up at me confused [there even was a sound effect when he blinked!], somehow [It bended accurately and I even felt the weight on my paw and forelimb as I did!] before something bumped into me that made me drop him. In my anger, I tried to scratch presumably the person who had bumped into me in face, but one problem. Hyenas can't claw. So I was just awkwardly pawing at some guy's face for a few seconds before I remembered that fact. Also, for some reason a random image of link flashed of him eating a chest made out of noodles while holding vertical noodles like a knife and fork while some guy asked how nonsensical could video games get...
251st:
7:46 PM 9/1/2024
I was sitting on a display couch with my family at some store that looked like a Hobby Lobby. Then some guys walked behind the couches and said something and then started chasing us. We lost them in the frozen meat isle, but then some old lady was coming for us. I dropped my water bottle and went to retrieve it, but that made the old lady almost catch me! I stayed behind to fight her. I grabbed onto her while she was running, but she was hard a rock! I tried biting her, but that just felt like biting metal. I defeated her by gently turning her head and making a "chhhk" sound [I was pretending to snap her neck] and ran to catch up with my family, while running on four legs, for some reason.
252nd&253rd:
7:16 AM 9/11/2024
1. I was travelling through the world with some kids, through ice and snow. Then a BFDI-styled jungle that was like one of those endless runner games?

2. I think I was a princess, and this dream was like Romeo and Juliet? I was with the queen [my mom] and apparently had been in a room for a while, because my friends were outside, pacing. I remarked that they were probably worried about me, so I stuck my head out of the window so they could see I alright, they all walked up to the window and looked up and saw me. For some reason they then started attacking the guards and I was like: "What the!? We've got to stop them!!" But my alarm went off.
254th:
12:02 AM 9/14/2024
I think I was dreaming about some weird prankster guy who made weird parody songs. Then I saw this video where he was with presumably his daughter in the first person PoV from the guy recording. He picked up some alligator skull and brought it to some cashier and then told his daughter that it was a dog and that they could revive it. I don't know either.
255th:
5:00 PM 9/21/2024
I actually had this one a few nights ago, but I kept forgetting to type it down. So, there was a zombie apocalypse and I was at a mall. Looked vaguely like a local one by my house, but looked different at the same time. My objective, my top priority was to find to the bathroom. As I was walking to the bathroom, I stopped and saw a crowd of people run past while being chased by a crowd of zombies. I kept walking like nothing happened. When I got to the bathroom I had to fend off zombies. Then I got mad and yelled something while alerted a swarm of them towards the bathroom and I woke myself up.
256th:
6:43 AM 9/27/2024
I was at the dinner table of my house, cleaning up chicken scraps for some reason and then looked over to see a commerical about some guy's video game prop-toy-whatever store. There was a Minecraft creeper there with a face way too small, I remarked. Then I got teleported into a small box with a dodo and this one blue, stick figure bird that always said the opposite of what he thinks. There were other boxes with other birds and we were all on a conveyer belt. Then we passed by something that said something along the lines of "In case of emergecy use this". It was a big egg, the dodo started shouting the word "egg" and I think I said "Calm down...". Then we seemed to reach the end of the conveyer belt but I woke up.
257th&258th:
12:10 PM 10/5/2024
I love dream marathons, don't you?
1. I woke up in the middle of the night in my dream and looked out my window. I saw giant cats, one of them a tortiseshell, one a tabby, and I think one had a patch. There were around 5 cats outside.
2. I watched way too much stuff about the game FATIH: The Unholy Trinity last night, so I ended up dreaming about it. There a purple demon in my house trying to get me. My parents were home, but they didn't seem to care! Whenever the demon spoke, a text box appeared like in the game, but this was in real life so it looked pretty funny. I don't remember what the demon said exactly, but he said someting about catching me that's for sure. I ran to the basement and hid between the ottoman and the couch, then I saw some girl behind the couch or something. I waited and waited, but nobody came. I walked out and then saw a part of the purple demon clipping through the floor [LOL] and another text box. Above me in that area would be near by room. So, it was a good thing I chose to stay in the basement.
259th,260th,261st:
6:54 AM 10/10/2024
1.There was this living cupcake machine guy who would give people a life long supply as long as they stayed in his house forever. I escaped.
2. Maybe this was a sequel, but I remember using a cupcake machine in my house along with my lunch of sour grapes & a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
3. Sleep paralysis is actually dreaming. I purposely imagined scary stuff; helps me break out of easier anyways. I could partially move too.
262nd:
12:30 PM 10/14/2024
I was dreaming about being at my old house [I moved a few months ago] again, it looked like it was the last weeks we were there. So, I was in my room and decided to make the dream lucid. I tested the waters by looking into my mirror and thinking/saying "make my face blue". It worked, and my face turned a rich shade of blue! I turned my face back to normal and decided to slowly morph into a brown hyena. For each body part I transformed, I had to say what I wanted to happen like I was casting spells. Then my mom walked into my room right as the transformation was complete and said: "...Oh, you're a hyena now." Then I woke up. This was an awesome dream, and the best part was that it felt endless!
263rd:
7:49 PM 11/4/2024
I haven't been sleeping too well, so I haven't been able to remember my dreams as well... Here's an odd fragment "I recovered" from last night:
I was at a fancy house with purple tiles. I had to clean each tile with my toothbrush while a there was a green meter of how many tiles I had cleaned/had left to clean. Each tile I cleaned lit up for some reason and had a little jingle after I had succesfully cleaned them. I remember being peeved in the dream for some reason.
264th:
6:53 PM 11/5/2024
Sleep paralysis are actually dreams, so I'm typing this one down. I was facing a chair in my room, and because of the dim lighting and my poor vision, it looked like a silhouette of a person. I always imagine scary stuff on purpose whenever I get sleep paralysis, helps me get out of it quicker, anyways. So, I decided to imagine the silhouette of my chair turning into a scary shadow monster that was going to lunge at me. It worked and I ended up waking up.
265th:
8:37 PM 11/8/2024
I was stuck in this odd sleep paralysis-nightmare loop. My room almost looked normal, but there was a strange, big headed sillhouette standing beside my doorway. I got out of my bed and walked up to it, I don't remmeber when happened next but I was then teleported back into my bed in the exact same position. I tried approaching the monster again, this time attacking it, right as I was about to unhinge my jaw for some reason, I was teleported back to my bed again. Unsure if I had woken up yet, I bit my fingers; I feltnothing, so I concluded that I was still trapped in this odd nightmare loop. Eventually I woke up, abd when I went to double check by biting down on my fingers, I felt something! I had finally woken up and escaped at last!
266th:
12:16 PM 11/9/2024
I was a fossa, and my goal in this dream was to protect a person from a red lamborgini trying to kidnap/pick them up. After I had succesfully scared the car away, I climbed up a building that appeared to be in the middle of construction and laid on the 3-5th floor of the building. I looked down, keeping watching over my person. Then I saw the red sports car again! My person willing went into the car, too! Then I either ran back down the scaffolding or jumped out [because there's no fall damage in my dreams] and started chasing after the car. A fossa is not fast enough to keep up with a car, let alone the sports car, so it got away. I later found out that my person I was protecting betrayed me and had been working with the bad guy all along...
267th:
7:26 PM 11/18/2024
I dreamt I was in an episode of Camp Cretaceous. I was fighting tooth and claw with what looked like the Indominous Rex for some reason, I clawed her eye!
12:46 PM 11/24/2024

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