1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[Keaira815]

Hide in the clothing racks and when someone when someone sees you hiding whisper:
"Pick Me"

[DancingWithDeath]

I WILL BRING THIS BACK FROM THE DEAD, I AM THE REVIVER

Have your friends with you. Act like protestors while holding up signs saying "BRING THE I-DOGS BACK!"

(if you don't know what an iDog is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDog)

[ShyHero]

I WILL BRING THIS BACK FROM THE DEAD, I AM THE REVIVER

Have your friends with you. Act like protestors while holding up signs saying "BRING THE I-DOGS BACK!"

(if you don't know what an iDog is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IDog)

Lol thanks for being this back from the dead!

Turn on all the lamps and play heavenly music then when the music ends pull the fire alarm! xD

[DancingWithDeath]

Yell "Ninja, GO!" and then spin around as if you're doing Spinjitzu. Bonus points if you bump into people while doing so.

[Morqque]

Oh wow this topic is back from the dead! THis was my favorite thread years ago hehe....
Now, how about taking all of the Gorilla toys and placing them in the center of the aisles?
Yes, yes I have done it before - yes, I did irritate the employees...

Grab all the Yo-kai plushies and yell, "I'M GONNA BUILD A SUPERNATURAL ENTOURAGE!" One point for every person who questions you. Double points if the staff get in on it.

Dont worry; he doesnt have to fear it...

[DancingWithDeath]

Dress as Mario. Go up to random people and say "It's-a me, Mario".

[Kastilla]

Go into the gardening section, lay on the floor, and reenact the "photosynthesis" scene from Spongebob Squarepants.

[DancingWithDeath]

Have a friend hack into the intercom and play this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzD189362dE while your friends hold signs saying "the end is near" while acting panicked, and you hide somewhere (bonus if it's in the kid's section) while hollering "THE END IS NEAR" into a megaphone. When everyone is calm, pull the fire alarm, or have a friend pull the fire alarm for you.

[ShyHero]

Press a bunch of keyboard buttons on the workers computer.

[FlyingGrass]

Gather a bunch of friends together and have them all call each other until all of their cellphones are ringing together.