1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[bunnylions]

Stand in the middle of the store and stay there until you have a considerable amount of attention. Then start laughing uncontrollably for absolutely no good reason.

[DancingWithDeath]

Yell out "I GOT FREE DVD COPIES OF INCREDIBLES 2 THAT I'M GIVING AWAY!" repeatedly.

[Elias_Ainsworth]

A Knife!

[RancidWine]

I literally cannot believe I am telling this story. But I am actually "permanently" banned from all Walmarts in my area because when I was eight, I stole a forklift and drove it into three aisles, toppling them over. Because little me had thought I was capable of driving it out of the store and back home. Clearly that didn't happen and well the rest of the story is kinda... Oof.
But uh. Yeah Dare is legitimately banned from Walmart. Though they can't even recognize me now :nervouslaughemoji:

[Elias_Ainsworth]

I literally cannot believe I am telling this story. But I am actually "permanently" banned from all Walmarts in my area because when I was eight, I stole a forklift and drove it into three aisles, toppling them over. Because little me had thought I was capable of driving it out of the store and back home. Clearly that didn't happen and well the rest of the story is kinda... Oof.
But uh. Yeah Dare is legitimately banned from Walmart. Though they can't even recognize me now :nervouslaughemoji:

#goals

[Puffythewolf]

I literally cannot believe I am telling this story. But I am actually "permanently" banned from all Walmarts in my area because when I was eight, I stole a forklift and drove it into three aisles, toppling them over. Because little me had thought I was capable of driving it out of the store and back home. Clearly that didn't happen and well the rest of the story is kinda... Oof.
But uh. Yeah Dare is legitimately banned from Walmart. Though they can't even recognize me now :nervouslaughemoji:

OOF, aint little kids supposed to be forgiven for their mistakes? xD

[bunnylions]

Stand on top of any aisle (preferably one close to the center of the store) with a megaphone and yell
HAIL SATAN
into the megaphone over and over until they send security to get you down.
Bonus points: Get a friend to hack into the intercom and shout the exact same thing in unison.

[Puffythewolf]

Stand on top of any aisle (preferably one close to the center of the store) with a megaphone and yell
HAIL SATAN
into the megaphone over and over until they send security to get you down.
Bonus points: Get a friend to hack into the intercom and shout the exact same thing in unison.

xD

[FlyingGrass]

Stand at the checkout for hours ensuring the cashier waits for you to make your mind up, then change your mind and go get something else.

[DancingWithDeath]

Yell out "let's sing the pizza song together" then sing and dance this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxE0p2A9Ieo)