1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[warriorsanderagon]

Run around the store pantsing all of the staff XD

[mossstar1992]

K-mart:
Go to the counter and ask if they have a Pet shop, when/if they say no yell out "THIS!PLACE!SUCKS!...im going to the mall e.e" If they say yes look at them grabs a candy bar and hit them in the face with it, and say"in that case ill buy this"
Wallmart:
Go into the break room {if u do this u best not work there O-O} and walk over to the vending machine, put in a fake dollar bill and when/if it doesnt give you a drink kick it untill security comes. If it does..walk out with a troll-face ^.^

[Nutella2]

Bring your iPod, listen to Gagnam Style. Dance to it while knocking all of the items off the shelves.

[llJinxxyll]

Sit on a couch and eat marshmallows and when people pass by, say, "THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!" or say "WELCOME TO RUSSIA!"

[morallydefunct]

I'd have to say to break all those bottles of soda and steal a lot of paper towels to soak up that soda.
Great waste of products. C:

[WhiteLightHeart]

Walk aimlessly through the store, picking up random items and casually tossing them over into the next aisle. Continue walking aimlessly. (Bouncy balls and other lightweight, difficult-to-break items are suggested).

[SL138197]

Walmart:
1) Go to the toddler section and sit in the big bouncy thingy and bounce until the staff comes...
2) Go and get a bag of big marshmallows, then smother the staff in them...
3) Go to the games isle and pick out a random game...Then, if it isn't Pirates of the Carribean (NON LEGO VERSION) go up to one of the staff members and slap them with it until they kick u out.
4) Go around to the staff and sing "HE LIVES IN YOU! HE LIVES IN ME!" at the top of your lungs until you get kicked out. Lol
5) Hide in the toilet paper and when someone comes by, wreck it and run around like you have some crazy people disease!

Kmart:
1) Go and try on millions of clothes and then wear them all to the checkout

[CL138198]

Hmm...

     I think you should run in playing annoying songs on your radio like, "We can't stop" Miley Cyrus, other ANNOYING songs from her, and knock everything from the shelves while doing so.

:3

[SL138197]

Cosplay As Jeff The Killer:
Get a mask and spray paint the black around the eye circle.  Then paint a smile, similar or exactly like his.  Make sure it looks scary, then go up to children, tap them, and when they turn around say "Go To Sleeep" until someone tells the staff to kick you out.

Cosplay As Slendy:
Get a suit and then buy a white mask with no eyes and go behind random people and follow them around the store until they kick you out.

[EliratheDerp]