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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #390 on: June 23, 2015, 09:49:21 am »
Dress up as a fursuit period.

I've done that and I've been kicked out...

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #391 on: June 23, 2015, 12:47:10 pm »
Dress up as a fursuit period.

I've done that and I've been kicked out...

One person went to Target and fursuited and didn't get kicked out. They had gotten permission from the people though, since they had called and asked.

Anyway.

Eat all of the lunchables.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #392 on: June 23, 2015, 08:05:55 pm »
Have a cosplay convention at Walmart without letting any employees know about it beforehand.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #393 on: June 23, 2015, 11:03:09 pm »
Tell the manager that they will get bees for Christmas. Idka

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #394 on: June 23, 2015, 11:29:20 pm »
Tell the manager that they will get bees for Christmas. Idka

Tell the manager that they will get bees wasps for Christmas.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #395 on: June 24, 2015, 01:49:24 am »
Act like a wolfaboo and say stuff a wolfaboo would usually say such as, "BAWWWWWW KEL HOOMINS INSTAD OF WOLFS!!!!!!!!!!111"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #396 on: June 24, 2015, 01:55:18 am »
Sing the fan Steven Universe homeworld gems theme to the humans while cosplaying as Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot.

Here's a link to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8dw0ICacAg
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #397 on: June 24, 2015, 03:49:08 am »
Unleash an army of stinkbugs covered in spikes.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #398 on: June 27, 2015, 11:35:38 pm »
Unleash an ultimate army of toads inside from within your pants.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #399 on: June 27, 2015, 11:36:42 pm »
Unleash an army of bees and wasps with troll face masks.
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