1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[magicfairy]

Sit on top of the meat section while singing covers of songs and throwing meat everywhere.

[Wolflover224]

Dance ontop of a shelf and throw various food items at people.

[magicfairy]

Get party ribbons and get lots of different products, climb on top of one of the TVs and dress up as Santa throwing the products around at everybody with the party ribbons screaming, "Marry Christmas!"

[FizzyPaws]

Run in with a fursuit on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.

[magicfairy]

Run in with a fursuit costume of Peridot on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.

[FizzyPaws]

Run in with a fursuit costume of Peridot on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.

I must do this.

Also dressed as Peridot you run around screaming that the place is infested with Stevens, and that you're going to take over the earth.

You pick a fight with the manager, and if he/she doesn't give up the money, then you will send your gang after them.

[magicfairy]

Run in with a fursuit costume of Peridot on saying you're going to.. well okay why did my mind go there just now...? Nevermind, just steal everything.

I must do this.

Also dressed as Peridot you run around screaming that the place is infested with Stevens, and that you're going to take over the earth.

You pick a fight with the manager, and if he/she doesn't give up the money, then you will send your gang after them.

While your friend dressed up as Peridot screams that there is an infestation of Stevens walk in the store dressed up as Jasper and tell Peridot to vaporize stuff and really she just throws them.

Throw plushies at employees.

[FizzyPaws]

Crash into the store with a plane disguised as a giant green hand

Scream you're going to kill everyone there.

[magicfairy]

Make a cardboard gem destabilizer, get a lot of friends that are dressed up as their gemsonas or favorite gems and dress up as Peridot hitting them with the gem destabilizer. Your friends will fall over when you hit them with the gem destabilizer.

Wear all the jewelry screaming, "I'M THE BOSS GIMME ALL YO MONEY!"

[FizzyPaws]

Make a cardboard gem destabilizer, get a lot of friends that are dressed up as their gemsonas or favorite gems and dress up as Peridot hitting them with the gem destabilizer. Your friends will fall over when you hit them with the gem destabilizer.

Wear all the jewelry screaming, "I'M THE BOSS GIMME ALL YO MONEY!"

Wherever you live, we need to meet up someplace some time, and do that.

Run to the manager and scream "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"