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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #440 on: July 14, 2015, 11:34:18 pm »
Get a banana suit and get a computer playing the Banana Song at full volume and dance to the song.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #441 on: July 15, 2015, 04:31:07 am »
Scream that you will kill everyone with your pink lion pet.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #442 on: July 15, 2015, 01:04:46 pm »
Quote from: ThatFizzedUpHusky on July 15, 2015, 04:31:07 am
Scream that you will kill everyone with Lion from Steven Universe your pink lion pet.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #443 on: July 15, 2015, 01:20:30 pm »
Play hopscotch on the customers' heads.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #444 on: July 18, 2015, 03:22:20 am »
Ask the manager if they have "dog eggs"
I was going to say "I like dogs" and "I like frog legs" and it just came out "Dog eggs." For some reason xD
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #445 on: July 18, 2015, 03:53:32 pm »
Grab all the dolls and throw them in the air screaming, "IT'S RAINING DOLLS!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #446 on: July 18, 2015, 04:55:17 pm »
Tell people they've dropped their money, and when they look down, steal all their money.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #447 on: July 18, 2015, 05:45:38 pm »
Quote from: warriorstrike on July 18, 2015, 04:55:17 pm
Tell people they've dropped their money, and when they look down, steal all their money pickpocket them.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #448 on: July 18, 2015, 05:53:09 pm »
Quote from: Green(PokemonXY) on July 18, 2015, 05:45:38 pm
Quote from: warriorstrike on July 18, 2015, 04:55:17 pm
Tell people they've dropped their money, and when they look down, steal all their money pickpocket them call them eggheads.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart
« Reply #449 on: July 18, 2015, 11:08:43 pm »
Throw breadsticks at other customers.
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