1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart/Kmart

[magicfairy]

Throw breadsticks at other customers.

Then say, "Have some more breadsticks, dear," - Alexandrite

[FizzyPaws]

Throw breadsticks at other customers.

Then say, "Have some more breadsticks, dear," - Alexandrite

And then shove all of the breadsticks you are about to offer in your mouth, because it's somehow big enough to do that. After that, run away screaming and shoot them with nerf guns from afar.

[DancingWithDeath]

Hack into the intercom and sing the first Pokemon theme song. ("I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was!!")

[A.P.S.]

TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL- What was a lyrics? Anyways, grab a bike and ride around and knock people over and displays, then get the nerf guns and shoot every one with a random bottle of stick soda, and begin singing FNAF songs and then last but not least, get a fart machine... And blow... (That moment you laugh so hard milk/soda/some form of anything comes in and out your nose o-o')

[A.P.S.]

And don't do this in real life -.-

[FizzyPaws]

Throw wood at people.

[magicfairy]

Make it rain tacos inside the store.

[A.P.S.]

And hamburgers! WE NEED TACOS AND HAMBURGERS- NO... CHEESEBURGERS! AND RELEASE THE FNAF CHARACTERS!

[magicfairy]

And hamburgers! WE NEED TACOS AND HAMBURGERS- NO... CHEESEBURGERS! AND RELEASE THE FNAF CHARACTERS! AND RELEASE THE SU CHARACTERS AND GEMSONAS!

[A.P.S.]

Naw, Only FNAF (Such a dang troll I am!) Woop!