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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2018, 05:10:04 am »
Journal Entry 2:

Finger walking. You take your hand, stick up you pointer finger and middle finger and bend all other fingers. Then you flip your hand upside down and pretend your hand is a person. You walk that little boss hand across the table and you make it clear that you are serious.

For real. That hand will be the ruling figure to decide if you will be life’s table or be the life on the table.

Most people are chairs. They sit around the table. They conform to the table.

Some people are the table. The table can stand as the central figure between the chairs but the table doesn’t realize that without the chairs they would be repurposed to be a chair themself. Because without chairs there would be no place to sit. And at the end of the day the chairs get flipped up upside down over and on that table. Unless you are the life around the table you are nothing but another chair and sitting surface.

Get this. Feel this. Breathe this.

No you can’t be a ceiling because a ceiling is just a floor to the surface above it.

So when you think you are on top remember you are always someone else’s bottom.

Peace out

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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2018, 08:43:52 am »
I'm now scared to enter the kitchen in fear on my table and chairs.

I'm quite shy after all.

Because of this, I've now resorted to staring at the nature outside in hopes of absorbing their life force since I can no longer absorb the crisp, cool fridge nectar I yearn for.

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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2018, 05:11:31 pm »
This kept me alive.
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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2018, 05:30:07 pm »
thank you kanye very cool!


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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2018, 04:21:06 pm »
You just made my brain explode.
Thanks alot.

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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #15 on: September 24, 2018, 07:53:46 pm »
Journal entry 2 is just what we needed!

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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2018, 03:32:59 am »
What did I just read...? Ahh, too funny, nice job!

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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #17 on: September 25, 2018, 03:37:20 am »
god you are SO SO valid and also incredibly woke


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Re: My life as a Gucchi fabulous
« Reply #18 on: September 25, 2018, 03:41:34 am »
Wow, this blew my mind. I have been living a lie all along.

Thank you so much, my good friend, for spraying Windex into my eyes and clearing the path ahead.