'Rules' Of FeralHeart

[SL138197]

169: Mate-Beggars ARE aloud
170: You are supposed to have sparkle-dogs.

[nubeees]

Rule number ?: A lone wolf can take down prey the size of a horse, all on its own.
Rule number ?!?: Not wishing to roleplay instantly makes you a powerplayer.

[Swiftstar99]

Be neon and say you are realistic... and keep insisting that you are the most realistic EVER.

[Dark Greyodon]

Oh jesus some of these are gold

32. Horses can kill wolves in one "claw"
79. Simba has 5,00,000 twins in Bonfire
80. Saying Official after your name makes you the real one.
81. Dire Wolf doesn't mean "a large extinct species of wolf" anymore. It now means "a giant wolf with a black pelt and neon markings that can kill anything."
103. It's perfectly normal for unborns to...er...escape...and wreak havoc on anyone who goes against them.
117. When someone asks quietly for a mate/1x1 roleplay in General, judge them personally and call them a mate beggar, 'cause it's the cool thing to do.
118. Be sure to scream "STOP SPAMMIN" whenever you see two isolated movie clips made side-by-side.
164. Someone attacked you? Tear their throat out, no miss.

Number 164 is legit

[Hotdogsrule]

Ah gasp hotdog has returned from her fitful slumber of really bad news
Okay. First things first,
New rule.
You have to follow it.
Or I'll ban you from cookies.

166. Always steal new members from other groups. It's how recruiting works.