Just copy dis and paste it into yu'r emotes:
[c o n s u m e]
JawOpen=1
ShowTongue=1
TongueUp=0.5
Like dat vone? Try sum'more!
[vhat just happen]
LookRight=1
[Vhat did you say?]
LookLeft=1
JawOpen=0.5
[Blank Eyes]
LookUp=1
[Derp it all]
LookDown=1
JawOpen=0.5
ShowTongue=0.7