Greetings, Comrade Jake. My name is Napoleon, I am a pig, I live on English Farm in 1920s England. I am the proud leader of the farm-after we all drove away the humans, but now there are some problems. We are falling apart thanks to THE TRAITORS -wolves and lions start charging at them-
WHAT THE FUUU-----
There's a new leader in town-that's right-it's FERALHEART. Not FARMVILLE!
Napoleon (in distance): That's Manor Farm to you!
Admin (from Early FH): We don't give a shiz!
Admin Whispers to another: I think we shouldn't let people use that word in-game.
Much later, in 2012:
Kitsune: Hey, it appears there is someone new here....
HEY, YOU-IT SAYS ON YOUR NAMETAG THAT YOU'RE JAKE! YOU NEW HERE? WELL COME CLOSER! Yeah, that's right. I don't bite -usually- *ahem-cough cough,* well it's nice to meet you. You're gonna have a great time here! Yeah, I don't usually go through the motions-I'm a strange person, yes, yes I am. Don't be so unsure! I know what it feels like to be new -side-glances- believe me, but most people here are very nice. When you do happen upon a person you don't like, just bite. Here's some karma -gives karma- OK, start out with that-hey someone gave you karma already! You must have done something good! Keep it up, ya' hear? You'll see some people with a lot of negative karma, and you don't wanna end up like them, do you? You'll learn the ropes quickly, and be playing and posting like a pro soon enough. Just remember to explore and have fun!
