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Nonsense Poems and other stuff
« on: October 17, 2011, 11:06:45 pm »
The Pictures
I went to the pictures tomorrow,
I got a front row seat at the back,
I fell from the pit to the gallery,
and broke a front bone in my back.

A woman she gave me a chocolate,
so I ate it and give it her back,
I phoned for a taxi and walked it,
and thats why I never came back.


Two Dead Men
One bright day in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to a fight.

Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.

If you don't believe that the story is true,
ask the blind man he saw it too.

A you're adorable
A- you're adorable
B- you're so Beautiful
C- you're a cutie full of charm
D- you're delightful
E- you're exciting
F- you're a feather in my arms
G- you look good to me
H- you're so heavenly
I- you're the one I idolize
J- we're like jack and jill
K- you're so kissable
L- is the love-light in your eyes
M,N,O,P- you could go on all day
Q,R,S,T- alphabetically speaking you're okay
U- u made my life complete
V- means you're awfully sweet
W,X,Y,Z- it's fun to wander through the alphabet with you, to tell you what you mean to me we love you alphabetically.

WOOO POEMS!

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Re: Nonsense Poems and other stuff
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 02:04:33 am »
lolz, those are funny :)