You've heard of Peter Piper and his peck of pickled peppers
but he's always been picking that exact same peck forever
Then, one day in almost impossibly utterly terrible weather
He dropped the basket the peppers were in and it had to be put back together
Peter Piper spilled his prized peck of pickled peppers
That peck he had been picking for what he thought was forever
Among the peppers that were lost to utterly terrible weather
There was a purple pepper with the same pattern as leather.
"Peter Piper picked a peck of purple despicable pickled peppers"
Close your eyes and say that three times really fast,
"Peter Piper picked a peck of purple despicable pickled peppers"
Tell me when you've got it right at last.
No cheating!
