The Funniest/Stupidest Things People Have Said

[Wolfish Grin]

You guys ain't seen nothing. There are WAY too many funny and stupid things to repeat, and half of them I don't even remember, nor could I repeat. xD Let's stick with one of my favorite.

In general (FP), we where bashing on Warriors. We where making up new clans that were fake, and just for laughs. Although, I wouldn't be suprised if someone actually made this after, though.

"Introducing... HouseClan! Leader: Floorstar, Deputy: Ceilingspot, Medicine Cat: Flowervase, Warriors: Chairleg, Windowpane, and Doorknob, Apprentices: Rugpaw, Couchpaw, and Tablepaw, Elders: Carpetpelt and Woodencane. Join now!"

And TrollClan was another of my favorites. Leader: Sparklestar, Dep: Sparkleface, Med: Sparkleflower, Warriors: Sparklepelt, Sparkletail, and Sparkledog, Apprentices: Sparklepaw, Sparklepaw, and Sparklepaw, Elders: Sparklebutt, and Sparklebussom.

Made me almost fall out of my chair. xD

Stupid? Has to be the godmods. WAY too many encounters to even recall! Haha, I miss those good ol' times in general. I'd share even more, but... I'd get busted by Kyu for that. xP

[.::Silver::.]

Once when I was just sitting in Cape this weird guy came up to me and said "KISS ME" then he kissed me in RP. I just... What in the world...

[Harkane]

I once signed into Bonfire right as someone was role-playing as "afterbirth". It might not have been stupid - but it was pretty disturbing:

I'm certain I've seen a lot more stupid things in the game, but I've forgotten. :3

[Anathema]

@Harkane

Don't forget about the person that kept abducting kids and calling their wife "sweaty" instead of "sweety". That will be forever imbued into my memory, rofl. Did you manage to get a screenshot of that?

[Harkane]

@Anathema

LOL, yup! I'm sure I've got a screenshot of it...

Yeah, not all of it, but I managed to catch some!

...dat illiteracy.

[BigSkippy]

I had a lioness come over to me one time I had a bit of a giggle/Head-wall moment when she said this.

"Hey...urr...Volchek...I know a nice River...would you like to come with me?"

Never met her in my life and I found it quite hilarious yet disturbing at the same time.

[SoulRevenge]

One time, in General someone brought up the subject of 'Narnia' and we started a conversation about the books, movies, etc... but then I was starting to thin; "This conversation isn't amusng at all...." So I was all;


FOR NARNIA BI *Jumps into closet* FUFUFUF ;^; This is monster's inc. . . . . .

[ClickethTheCat]

"If you are smart than what am I?"
"The chosen one" <--- Me
-Poof-


I didn't even laugh when this happend but I wanted to post this anyway .3.

[asupersteven]

Lol   the bonfire thing i couldn't stop crying it was so funneh to meh javascript:void(0);

[Anathema]

Honestly, it's difficult to go two seconds in general chat without seeing something amusing. General chat is usually the go-to place for hilarious chat of all sorts. I bet you I could go into Fluorite Plains right now and find something worthy of a laugh or two.

Be right back as I test this hypothesis!

EDIT: General is rather quiet today. :,( Will post something later.