Ah yes my favorite animals, hyenas! I want a shirt of all the members of Hyaenidae! But of course, there are sadly not good shirts of hyenas.. But instead..
WOLF SHIRT HERE, WOLF SHIRT THAT, ANYTHING RELATING TO FREAKING WOLVES!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT HYENAS?! THERE'S ONLY SHIRTS WITH POPULAR ANIMALS!!!!!
Spotted hyena have a terrible reputation... And no matter how much people try to fix their reputation, people never listen, they say stuff like;
"Hyenas deserve to go extinct!"
"Hyenas are evil!"
"Kill all hyenas!"
"Hyenas are weak!"
And if you try educating them sometimes, they'll literally call you dumb. I can be considered a hyena expert, but I still learn new things about them!
Like; they have a cat tongue! How weird is that?
Here are some facts:
There are 4 species of hyena
Spotted hyena
Brown Hyena
Striped Hyena
Aardwolf ( Still a hyena)
Spotted hyenas hunt more than scavenge
I don't see why people hate scavengers, they're like school janitors! Cleaning up so nobody gets sick, or in this case.. A disease.
Lions steal prey from other animals like big bullies, yet everyone calls them "noble" and the "king". Male lions are like big fat cats,
they make the lioness do almost everything for them, and when they take over a pride they just kill the cubs and lay their fat
butts doing nothing most of the time. Spotted hyena get their prey stolen by lions a lot, yet people still like flipping lions.
Hyenas are not canines!!
If you look closely, they actually look nothing like canines at all.
Well they aren't canines either, they are more related to cats,
and mongoose, what is a mongoose? Think of a meerkat with
oval pupils like a goat. Their family is in Feliformia for doggo's
sake, IT EVEN MEANS CAT-LIKE. DOGS ARE IN CANIFORMIA,
WHICH MEANS DOGS LIKE, CANIFORMIA INCLUDES BEARS.
So in conclusion, hyenas deserve way more attention.
I like wolves too, but grey wolves are fricking overrated and have too much attention.
What about Indian wolves who are fricking cute? Or dholes who are an endangered
canine? We need dhole shirts!
Okay I'm done.