First, find a very random and annoying song on YouTube. Now put it on your phone and hide the phone in a sock. The noise will sound muted, so do this: Cut little slits in the bottom of the sock and make sure you can see the speakers in the bottom. Now, call a pizza/fast food place, and say 'I'll be there in a minute' Go up there and then... say "EAT THIS!" Hold the sock up, with the music palying super loud, and say "DANCING SOCK" over and over again. Then run out of the store.