My life as a Gucchi fabulous

[GucchiOxygen]

Hi my name is Veronica

I’m blonde woman with a delicate yet peppered under tone to my voice. Something about gorillas has inspired me to practice grunting more often.

I take the T pose stance when greeting new underlings.

You can’t go wrong with hobbits or potatoes.

My scent ranges from Mint leaves to hot sulfur salt breeze

I love the Gucchi life. I live the Gucchi life. Bet you can’t flex like me.

I cook fruit because who eats raw fruit? It’s cruel to eat your quarry live.

I like to pop up in your face when you’re trying to do something. Most people just push me away. Others complain that I’m inappropriate.

I think my clothing style offends people?

My hobbies including creating sound effects cds. Think of me as an advanced ASMR artist. My sound specialities include organic grunts and gurgles while eating. I often like to put my mic up to my stomach and let my audience listen to the gut wrenching sounds of my gut lurching itself into my gut caverns.

I joined Feral Heart because


Because. 

[WolfQueen]

You can’t go wrong with hobbits or potatoes.

i agree
good thread

[Morqque]

are you a gurglecore fanatic?

[GucchiOxygen]

I just want to thank the loyal fans.

[WolfWorms]

This made me laugh, thanks for creating this.
Hi Veronica. I, too, enjoy grunting and gurgling as well as hobbits and potatoes.
I'd welcome you into my house any day.

Edit: Your posts are the most surreal things I've ever seen. Keep poppin', Lord Gucchi.

[GucchiOxygen]

No thank you for being another gucchi among the fabulous. Keep it poppin

[PocketMutt]

Love this. Glad we're on the same page. Will you sign my yearbook Lord G?

[LadySigyn]

This... is fantastic
It's the bio form of the 100 emoji, I'm loving it.

[Valar.Morghulis]

Nice bio lol

[Flurr]

Wow, this bio is just awesome. We needed this. It gave me a good laugh!