OH YES this thread.
So, I'm in a store with two friends. We walk out with a bunch of those big poof bags that have red letters on them. Suddenly some Chinese guy with a diaper shows up. He shoots me twice in the chest. (b-b gun, didn't hurt) Before running down the street laughing hysterically. Suddenly I find myself in Africa. I'm a lion, and guys are chasing me in trucks. They are shooting headphones at me. I have almost escaped when I got hit by the head-phone gun. But my friends show up and save me. We return back to the city, and rally our army at a tall apartment building. Our army of under-armed people face off with tall, blue giants carrying spears. As the first of the giants burst into the room I hide behind a chair and have a panic attack. Then I wake up...
I have extremely weird dreams. Also, I have a recurring one that features a fox in green robes. He likes ham sandwiches. The dream is always him putting on a green coat, and red hat. Packing his Ham lunch, and leaving on a bicycle. It's also raining during this. Happens about once every month.
More to come probably....