'Quite right indeed, ol' champ.'
XD anyway
Original: That is because you haven't been in for the Bonfire days. Back then, said map was ALWAYS in a Monty Python level if not somehow worse.
Translate (English > Japanese > Norwegian > Polish > Turkish > Chinese > Irish > Zulu > Swahili > Portuguese > English): Because you never put out a fire. At the time, the map said that the situation was always bad, although not always at the Monty Python level.
..I can't right now XDD