one day mercedes was just walking in lagfire
when she saw an unborn pup yelling "I NEED A MUM! GIVE BURTH 2 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111"
she said "goodness shut the shnitzel up"
but the pup ignored her
so mercedes ate the unborn pup
THE END
Sorry if you play an unborn pup and you are reading this. THIS WAS A JOKE NOT MEANT TO OFFEND PEOPLE BTW