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« on: November 24, 2016, 07:18:00 am »
(Will be Richtofen The Hyena for this one.)
What's your name? Dr. Richtofen Von Edward
Do you know why you were named that? - Oh, ja. My owner Edward Richtofen named me zis way. He's VERRY unoriginal like me.
Are you a boy or a girl? - You can't see for yourself?
Are you single or taken? - Single... Not even any of my zombies too want to be with me.
Have any abilities or powers? - My fathers children gave his hoard of zombies to me. I can control zem whenever zI want. I could reign them down upon you.
Stop being a mary-sue. - Your name is Mary. Mary had a little lamb. Notice za "had" part. YOU HAD A LAMB. I ATE YOUR LAMB.
Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win? - Me.
Riiiight... Have any family members? - Do you, strange creature?
Oh? How about pets? - My zombies.
Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like. - Vwell, I do hate the fact that 90% of mainstream media gets on my nerves. about 50% of what all za edgy people z'ere like, I hate.
Something that you do like?- Deathcore, zor Death Metal.
Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do? - Why do zou call it hobbies in 2016? Anyways.. I like to play on my bass guitar and upright bass. SEE DAD? I CAN PLAY MUSIC!
Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before? - You're hurting me answering these.
Ever...killed anyone before? - Maybe my zombies have...
What kind of animal are you? - I already answered that, I zink. I'm a striped hyena. I like being called yeen. BECAUSE ZI AM TRYING TO BE TUMBLR AND EDGY AND ZADORABLE.
Name your worst habits. - Zauhm..
Do you look up to anyone at all? - Oliver Sykes is my homeboi.
Gay, straight, or bi? - PANSEXUAL BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Do you go to school? - Did you?
Ever wanna marry and have kids one day? - I already have kids...
Do you have any fangirls/fanboys? - Do zI need any?
What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh. - The Rake... LORD DO NOT LOOK HIM UP.
*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair? - Black.
Eyes? - Cyan
What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted. - Band T-Shirts with black skinny jeans, lots of bracelets on the arms too
Ok. What's your religion? - Eh, i'm 50/50 on religion but i'm Christian mostly.
Do you wish this quiz is over? - Do you wish for my existence?
Well, it's still not over. - ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
Anyways, where do you live? - Ze doctor shall not disclose his office!
What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class) - I'll say my party. REPUBLICAN.
How many friends do you have? - I have no idea, because I don't know who my true friends are.
Wow. If you could change anything what would it be? - America's brains.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear? - Firstly, who gave it to me? Donald Trump? Secondly, i'd buy a bunch of crowns on Wizard101.
What is your thoughts on pie? - EW.
Alright. What's your favorite food? - Cincinnati Chili
Favorite drink? - Diet Dr Pepper Cherry
What is your favorite place? - Nashville, Tennessee
Least favorite? - California overall.
Are you still wanting the quiz to end? - PLEASE.
Yeah. Well, it's over. - Can I shoot zyou now?