Game of War

[RavenShai]

"Curse those geeks and their magic hammers!"

*Shakes fist angrily and sends in a football team with exploding footballs after the geeks to give them wedges, while using the footballs to explode the magic hammers.*

[tofu]

*pops out of the other end of the black hole and lands in the ocean*

"That was like 1984 all over again."

*builds fort in the center of the Earth*

"Weeeee no graivty."

*floats around*

[RavenShai]

"I sense a disturbance in the force..."

*Uses x-ray glasses to see Tofu had made a fort at the center of the earth.*

"Oh no!"

*Asks the spirits of fire to use the magma to burn Tofu and his fort to a crips*

"Hm, I'm using fire a lot..." (xD)

[Adawna]

*Randomly destroys Raven's x-ray glasses*
That's for Gary, I loved him like a stranger! *cries pathetically.*

[RavenShai]

"My glasses!"

*Brings Gary back to life magically as a brainless zombie and sends him after Tofu and Green*

"Mwuahahaha!"

(>D)

(Oops, edited post, meant to add Green in too xD)

[tofu]

*The Earth cracks up*

"Dang it, it thought that was a good idea at the time."

*Giant crack form in front of self * O_o"

"AHH ZOMBEH!!!"

*Tells AC130 pilot to blow up the zombie *

[LadeVenom]

"Darn it! A hate football players!"

*Screams as she sees a zombie thingy*

"A-a-a ZOMBIEEE!"

*Picks up a exploding yo-yo and throws it randomly. It lands on Raven and goes ka-boom*

"Yay!"

[RavenShai]

*That Raven was really a decoy* (>D)

*Tosses a garnade at both of them and it explodes into bracolli. Boiled, no salt or cheese.*

[tofu]

"NO my one weakness!!!"

*staggers back and falls down giant crack*

*hits the ground*

"Ow.....BUTTON....." *drools a bit seeing button* "must push."

*pushes nuke the world button*

[RavenShai]

"No!"

*Gets on a magical flying pencil and flies to the moon, making an iron fort gaurded with moon people and bracolli cannons.*