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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2016, 01:34:06 am »
They had a bug on their test paper...

You were caught skipping class by pretending that you were sick. What's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2016, 01:39:04 am »
I was told that I sat in something, and was afraid to go back to class..

You forgot to feed your pet(s) over night. What's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2016, 02:30:38 am »
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2017, 04:09:12 pm »
It's just on vacation.

You farted in class and everyone knows you did it. What's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2017, 04:18:43 pm »
make another similar noise visibly with your mouth and say "pretty impressive, right?"

your friend is showing you something they worked hard on and you accidentally spilled something all over it while they were away. what's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2017, 04:34:29 pm »
The bottom of the cup fell off.

You didn't finish all your vegetables. What's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2017, 09:20:40 pm »
i am allergic to green


You broke the window in the classrom, what's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2017, 05:18:24 am »
Bumping this!
The window was old and a bird flew into it causing someone else to get scared and hit the window which broke it and didn't make a shattering sound until I poked it ever so lightly.

Your chair broke when you sat on it, and so did a leg on your desk that you tried to hold onto, everything slipped off of your desk and onto the floor and now there's a big mess. What's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2017, 03:52:02 am »
I was being tasered by the spirit of VP pence for being gay af

You had a baby and named it Guac. What's your excuse?
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Re: What's your excuse?
« Reply #19 on: December 22, 2017, 08:11:32 am »
Someone bet me a million dollars that i couldnt do it, and now i am a million dollars richer, sir.

There's a clown eating leftover cake in your kitchen, Obama chillin' in the pool, two bros chilling in the hot tub 5 feet apart 'cuz they're not gay, the cash me ousside girl doing some maccaroni and the I almost dropped my croissant dude preparing breakfast. And then theres Donald Trump making bing bing boing noises.
Oh and there's people burning your furniture on the restroom. All of this while the song "Village People - YMCA" plays on the background.

Whats your excuse?
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