What's your excuse?

[DancingWithDeath]

I was playing my Nintendo Switch while riding a motorcycle and these guys all started to follow me home. They wanted to steal my switch and expensive motorcycle, maybe.

You screamed in the middle of a crowd for no reason, and all eyes are on you. What's your excuse?

[Melon]

A spider touched me.

You stole a motercycle and made a train full of passengers derail. What's your excuse?

[FlyingGrass]

The motorcycle stole me.

You scared Little Miss Muffet off of her tuffet. What's your excuse?

[DancingWithDeath]

I tried to be a spider.

You slap a bunch of people and you get in trouble. What's your secret?

[Melon]

There was a spider on their faces.


You rode your plane into a ship and thus making the ship sink. What's your excuse?

[DancingWithDeath]

I was sleeping at the wheel.

You belted out the lyrics of "The Ultimate Showdown" at a family-friendly area. What's your excuse?

[Aclediptus]

I ah, I was listening to Neil Cicierega's albums on shuffle and was hit by a truckload of nostalgia. It's uh, comparably better than singing Annoyed Grunt out loud.

Your parents caught you wearing shutter shades and a bathrobe while hooking up fireworks on a life sized plastic dog figure, What's your excuse?

[FlyingGrass]

It wanted to go to the moon right this second.

Your vegetables fell onto the floor before you could eat any of them. What's your excuse?

[Jango_Fett]

the cat knocked them off.


you just jettisoned the last of our food rations into space
sir what is your excuse

[Aclediptus]

Sir, I'd like you to know that it was completely a system malfunction, the ship has been under such low maintenance that the cargo bay hatch's servos have corroded to the point where it no longer responds to any of our controls. If it weren't for the emergency shut down we could've lost some personnel.

You found yourself stuck in a public trashcan with no real way of getting out without some professional help, what's your excuse to them?