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« on: September 22, 2014, 05:28:49 pm »
I'll do one for a character in an upcoming story i'm going to write. (Sort of a bad guy.)
What's your name?
Dean Marcus
Do you know why you were named that?
My mother decided to name me that.
Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm a man, last I checked.
Are you single or taken?
Married to a woman, whom I love dearly.
Have any abilities or powers?
I got Chimera Marshal training. That's quite a mighty power.
Stop being a mary-sue
A what?
Uh...if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Me.
Riiiight... Have any family members?
My beautiful wife, Helen, my mother, father, and sister.
Oh? How about pets?
Had a cow on my ranch as a kid, if that counts.
Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
Rebels, defilers, and rebels. I'll get stuck ranting for hours if we talk about that. Let's continue.
Something that you do like?
Stamping out rebellions, spending quality time with my family, and resting.
Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Squashing rebellions. I told you.
Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
*Dean smirks.* "Maybe."
Ever...killed anyone before?
"Lost count, by now."
What kind of animal are you?
The human animal. The best kind.
Name your worst habits.
No bad habits here.
Do you look up to anyone at all?
My commander. She really knows her stuff.
Gay, straight, or bi?
Married to a woman. She's all I need or want.
Do you go to school?
Nope.
Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
Already married, and we may have a child. Depends what Helen wants.
Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Yeah, my wife. *Dean chuckles.*
What are you most afraid of? I promise I won't laugh.
Or grand government being destroyed, losing my wife in any way. That's it.
*snicker* Ok, ok. What color is your hair?
I really don't see why you think my fear of losing my wife is funny. You're lucky I don't detain you, boy. Black.
Eyes?
Brown.
What do you usually wear? Nothing perverted.
On duty, my Chimera Marshal armor, followed by a large vest of Kevlar, and a helmet with glowing red visors. Off duty, whatever is comfortable.
Ok. What's your religion?
I'm a theist. If there is a god, i'm certainly keeping him busy.
Do you wish this quiz is over?
If you ask dumb questions.
Well, it's still not over.
Now I wish it was over.
Anyways, where do you live?
I'm afraid that's classified.
What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Pretty high class.
How many friends do you have?
Enough.
Wow. If you could change anything
what would it be?
That everybody conformed to the ways of the Collation of Organized Leaders.
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? And I don't want no cheap answer, ya hear?
Buy all the boys in the team ammo for our drops.
What is your thoughts on pie?
It's okay, I guess.
Alright. What's your favorite food?
Steak.
Favorite drink?
Pepsi.
What is your favorite place?
The House of Collation. Such beauty.
Least favorite?
The prisons. Such filth. Worst kinds of people there. Makes me feel good about myself, though.
Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
You asked that.
Yeah. Well, it's over.
Alright then. Glory to the Collation of Organized Leaders.