I read the first page, and I lol'd at that gif of Patrick!
Anyway, if my main OC was after me, it would probably be pretty ugly. He's usually pretty peaceful to others unless there's some jerk he really hates, but he could do some serious damage. As for some of my other chars, most would be medium-to-high threats, and a few would only be able to hurt/kill me by sitting on me. x'D