The Amazing Falconflight

[xXKitsuneNinjaXx]

Nope-you didn't say acre, so still you didn't beat teh cookies! -pants, coughs blood, then smirks- Also, you aren't aiming at the Naruto store-that's a Sasuke store-you still dizzy from the rock or something? X3
This Honey Badger gives a care about Naruto -gets up dramatically- and this Honey Badger (I'm actually a fox, but whatever) does not appreciate you aiming at Naruto...
-takes out 404 SQUARE KILOMETER COOKIE in teh form of a paper bomb (chocolate chips in form of harigana- Heh, heh! You be exploded in cookieness. -poofs away with Naruto stuff and chibi Naruto as cookie bomb explodes, making more cookies! -
Ouchie! Tat bomb partly exploded on me and I has some cookie shrapnel in me-it tasty though-YUM X3.

[~Falconflight~]

-uses 500 SQUARE KILOMETER cookie to block explosion- -aims away from the Saskue store and at an actual Naruto store-  HEHEHE -blows up many innocent Narutos- There ya go Honey Badga.

HEY STOP RUNNING. I AINT DUN WIT CHU.

-pulls out a surviving chibi Naruto, then an instrument of torture- Oyes. This war can end with a surrender.. Or a peace treaty... Preferably the surrender

[xXKitsuneNinjaXx]

-was using a genjutsu-
Hehehehe....you will never escape until you can release it-and to back it up I have this 501 square kilometer BB Gun (it's loaded with chocolate chips).. You didn't real blow up the Naruto store-I already poofed away with it -laughs creepily, then coughs-OW MEH BOOBOOS!-

[~Falconflight~]

-sits caught in genjustu, while munching on a 502 ksquare kilometer cookie-
-yawns- This place is friggen boring.

[xXKitsuneNinjaXx]

Fine I'll give you a cookie shop.
-puts a cookie shop full of cookies of all shapes and sizes-including 504 square kilometer cookie into the genjutsu-

[~Falconflight~]

Naw. I'm a gonna eat this 690 square kilometer cookie and learn Japanese.

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... Did I speak Japanese? o-o

[xXKitsuneNinjaXx]

[~Falconflight~]

Ok..... I'm still not good at Japanese, so some of that sounded funny xD.
 400万平方キロメートルクッ キーを取り出し、ボスのよう にサックスを演奏

I hope that came out right o.-

[xXKitsuneNinjaXx]

Not really...I heard, "Take away the cookie 400 million square kilometers, playing the saxophone like a boss...," only thing that confused me was 'take away.' I was pretty bad when I first started learning English-I had terrible syntax X3.
My first English Word: Kitty!!!
First English Sentence: "Eh....eh....like....bread....you...eh....do?"
Second English Sentence: "It's pony!" (not a typo, I didn't say a-articles confused me until I was about six, I think-I remember that much).
Kitsune<----rambler
Enough of my boring life! -whips out cookie one square meter big-

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[~Falconflight~]

OMAIGOD. GIMME 10 MINUTES TO REMEMBER WHAT ALL THIS MEANS.