Epic Fails

[~Stargazer~]

The title explains itself.

Share your life's epic fail moments.

I know you have more than one >:D


What's your biggest fail in life?


*Note: You may share more than one

[whitewolf223]

I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for yelling at a cashier for shorting me five cents.

[~Stargazer~]

I got kicked out of Wal-Mart for yelling at a cashier for shorting me five cents.

xD Haha

I almost forgot to say one myself!

One time I had this brilliant idea of getting two giant boxes (as tall as me) And get in both of them (Box-Ception xD). A couple of friends were over and my brother (he was 18) walked into the room and he said "WHERE'S MY MOUNTAIN DEW?!??" And to him he saw a giant box (I was under it) and some friends. He walked over to the box and pushed it. I immediately started to freak out and tried to run out of the room but ended up smacking into a wall xD

This other time I was at a hotel with some friends and I got on top of a bed and screamed "I AM EZIO AUDITORE!!!!" And jumped of the bed but my foot slipped so I fell on meh face ;-;

[whitewolf223]

Pfft. Excellent job. xD Once apon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. -Random

[Jackkdaw]

Oh man. Brace yourselves. I've got so many stories of my derp.

First,
A long time ago, on my 11th birthday, I fell on my face on the concrete.
Chipped my two upper front teeth completely in half, pushed back three bottom front teeth to a scary angle. Lost a tooth.(Which we never found. o3o)

Now, I've had three root canals. -shiver-, the broken front teeth filled in so they look normal, bottom teeth fixed, and a few years later I got lockjaw from it.

But, on the bright side, I don't need braces now, cause the concrete fixed mah teeth for free!

[~Stargazer~]

Oh man. Brace yourselves. I've got so many stories of my derp.

First,
A long time ago, on my 11th birthday, I fell on my face on the concrete.
Chipped my two upper front teeth completely in half, pushed back three bottom front teeth to a scary angle. Lost a tooth.(Which we never found. o3o)

Now, I've had three root canals. -shiver-, the broken front teeth filled in so they look normal, bottom teeth fixed, and a few years later I got lockjaw from it.

But, on the bright side, I don't need braces now, cause the concrete fixed mah teeth for free!

8D

[whitewolf223]

I tried to fly out of a two story window at age nine. Yeah, guess how that went.

[Jackkdaw]

Splat.

One time my friends and I were fishing, and on my back cast, I accidentally hooked my friend's arm with the fish hook. Praise the Lord I didn't cast cause they were all like "OMG, DON'T CAST. SSDFFNLSDFnfhdsfsH". o3o Spent a good 15 minutes working the hook out of her skin. :I

[seopard]

Oh last year my ex boyfriend asked me to fix his bowtie for our band concert. I said no but he kept bugging me, so I told him to sit on the rail and turn around so I could fix it. I ended up pushing him off the rail, but he grabbed my arm and pulled me down with him and we both landed in the trashcan.....

[DuskPegasister]

I was in band class, and the assistant band director was saying something (I forgot) and I was blowing spit out of my spit valve on my trumpet, and instead of blowing, I accidentally  played it instead. I mean, it was like a long, blasting noise and it was really embarrassing. It was even better since nonone else was playin, and after the band director was all,

"Uh, are you ok?"

And I was all D: