This game never ceases to crack me up XDDDD
These are from a while ago:
|D I haven't won since...or before that |DD Took me about 10 minutes.
I hate hate hate that hurdle >8|
All I can mention is if you somehow find a derpy sort of crawly/kneely method and/or you haven't faceplanted and ended up with your knee by your face then keep going.