The most AMUSING powerplayers in all of FH.

[Lokiisboss]

What are dewclaws? And it's it "hooves" not "whooves"? Oh, and by the way, they can use "feet"; they don't have to use "hooves". They mean the same thing. I'm not saying that these guys aren't total godmodders/powerplayers, but...yea.

Ha I keep confusing whooves and hooves *obvious Dr. Whooves reference* and dewclaws are the part of an animal that is like the thumb on a human, it is often used in nature by felines to drag down prey and 'hook into' the prey animals hide. The dewclaws are extreamly sharp and are found slightly higher on the leg so that no contact is made with the ground. If a lion or a tiger somehow gets its dewclaws into a prey item in the wild, its basicly all over. Many rpers forget about this useful peice of anatomy XP

[Nicholette]

These are just entertaining me to no end.

[OmegaToAlpha]

I was in Ficho on my 'The Slenderman'... I was talking to my friends, when I said: I shall stalk you forever~


And this happened:


Slendy: I will stalk you forever.
Viper F pup: -Bites slendys leg throws him at wall no miss slendys leg pops off-
Slendy: Uh?
Viper F pup: I THRU U AT DA WALL NAW U LEG POPD OFFFFF!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Viper: STOP STAKLING PEPS SLENDY NOBUDY LIKS U
Me (Slendy): Telling me to stop stalking is like me telling yo to go away and learn to rp. No matter how hard you wish it would happen, it just dosen't :L

[pipperthenipper]

I was in Ficho on my 'The Slenderman'... I was talking to my friends, when I said: I shall stalk you forever~


And this happened:


Slendy: I will stalk you forever.
Viper F pup: -Bites slendys leg throws him at wall no miss slendys leg pops off-
Slendy: Uh?
Viper F pup: I THRU U AT DA WALL NAW U LEG POPD OFFFFF!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Viper: STOP STAKLING PEPS SLENDY NOBUDY LIKS U
Me (Slendy): Telling me to stop stalking is like me telling yo to go away and learn to rp. No matter how hard you wish it would happen, it just dosen't :L

 You are....................................... AWESOME!

[Crowfather]

Oh gosh, where do I begin?

I was on my Vespian character, sitting in South Pole and watching all the other floofs like a hawk. Well, I then spotted (you guessed it) a husky pack roleplaying not too far off. Being the silent lurker I am, I trek over and sit down to listen in, hoping for some entertainment. I got it, but, wasn't the way I expected to retrieve it...

The leader of the pack: Alrght guis! Break it up
A random pup of the back: SHUT UP ALPHA OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SNOIW
Leader: -backs down with head low-
Pup: GOOD! NOW SARAH, CHASE THAT LONER AWAY
Some random she-wolf named Sarah: Grrr....
Me (Vespian): .............
Sarah: -Bites wolf's neck throwing him asde-
Me: [Uh.. sweetheart. Learn proper english, if you don't mind.]
Random pup again: SHUT UP VESPAN
Sarah: your dead! tht waz ez.
Leader: go away vespian!
Me: [Telling me to go away is against the rules for it goes against the 'No Land-claiming' law. Thus, I have a right to be here just like the rest of you. I am not bothering you, so please consider not crossing my bad side.]
Leader: grrr -bites vespian and kills- HA!
Me: ............

Technically, long-story short, I kept my sacrum right there without moving an inch until they grew tired of me, aka got bored, and left onto some other part of the map. By the time, I got too annoyed to follow so I treked back to my previous position in the poles. It was quite amusing, in my perspective.

[Lady_Alizarin]

Oh gosh, where do I begin?

I was on my Vespian character, sitting in South Pole and watching all the other floofs like a hawk. Well, I then spotted (you guessed it) a husky pack roleplaying not too far off. Being the silent lurker I am, I trek over and sit down to listen in, hoping for some entertainment. I got it, but, wasn't the way I expected to retrieve it...

The leader of the pack: Alrght guis! Break it up
A random pup of the back: SHUT UP ALPHA OR I'LL THROW YOU INTO THE SNOIW
Leader: -backs down with head low-
Pup: GOOD! NOW SARAH, CHASE THAT LONER AWAY
Some random she-wolf named Sarah: Grrr....
Me (Vespian): .............
Sarah: -Bites wolf's neck throwing him asde-
Me: [Uh.. sweetheart. Learn proper english, if you don't mind.]
Random pup again: SHUT UP VESPAN
Sarah: your dead! tht waz ez.
Leader: go away vespian!
Me: [Telling me to go away is against the rules for it goes against the 'No Land-claiming' law. Thus, I have a right to be here just like the rest of you. I am not bothering you, so please consider not crossing my bad side.]
Leader: grrr -bites vespian and kills- HA!
Me: ............

Technically, long-story short, I kept my sacrum right there without moving an inch until they grew tired of me, aka got bored, and left onto some other part of the map. By the time, I got too annoyed to follow so I treked back to my previous position in the poles. It was quite amusing, in my perspective.

Gee. So much for the alpha taking the role of alpha seriously. What a push-over Often times people ignore me if I just sit there and listen to them as they go about their roleplaying buisness. Something like this has only happened to me once.

[Blueyi]

I was on a lioness in Bonfire, roleplaying with my literate friend. Then some outlanders go up to us and say:
"whai r u in owr land." -Zira
"ya git thm zira!" -Vitani
"i go whn i go" -Zira
"hurri up mom" -kovu
"Why can't you guys just go rp with your kind?" -Friend
"sut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Vitani
"wat iz going on hear." -Scar
"Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Me
"shut up!" -Scar
"lits just git it ovear et." -Zira
[VITANI WAS A CUB BTW]
"fin! u wuzziez! grabs [me] and whips here arund nd slises thrat opin and goz down and reps hart out" -Vitani
[KOVU WAS A CUB TOO]
"ell halp! grabs [my friend] and slices throt open and slises belli opin and starts repping orgins out" -Kovu
We blocked them. It was HILARIOUS though.

[Toxic Reverie]

This thread is extremely entertaining, I've read through so many pages and I can't stop laughing.

Anyways, I've had my fair share of experience with powerplayers.

I was just innocently laying around in the south pole, when a large pack of 'demons' come up to me.

Demon Alpha: GT OUT OF ARE TERITORY BEFORE WE KILL U
Me: What? I didn't even do anything.
Demon Alpha: BUT UR IN ARE TERITORY
Random Demon Wolf: yeah listin to her before we hert u!
Me: No. I'm not leaving, and I don't have to. Please just leave me alone.
Demon Alpha: YES U DO HAV TO LEAVE. THIS IS OUR TERITORY.
Random Demon Wolf: thats it! *slashes your throat and kills no miss no dodge no anything*
Me: That's powerplaying...
Demon Alpha: NO IT ISNT WERE DEMONS WERE STRONGER THEN U
Random Demon Wolf: yeah don't you relize demons are stronger then regular wolfs??
Random Demon Wolf: plus you're dead so you can't talk now go

Eventually I just stopped answering them until they got bored and left.

[Blueyi]

I found another one.

<silerstar> git owt or i well kill u.
<Me> It's a public map.
<killdeathblood> omg! thes is owr taritori! see told u 2 git owt!
<Me> ... Repeat that please?
<silerstar> i'v had enof of here! grabs and bites neck and throws to tree and slams head on rock and slises ey out
<venomdemon>what happn here?
<killdeathblood> this perzon thnks thy can kell uz and tak ovr our taritoy.
<Me> Sil(v)erstar, I don't think you should be powerplaying me.
<silerstar> im not pwerpling!
<venomdemon> shez not pwoerplaying
Okay fine. -dodges-
<killdeathblood> U KANT DO THT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<silerstar> YA UR PWERPLAING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<venomdemon> omg! -grabs blueyi and whips to tree and slises sken off-
<Me> ... -dodge-
<silerstar> LITS BLOK THIS PWERPLAIER!!
<killdeathblood> YAH!!!!

I got blocked lol.

[Vespian]

I encountered one recently when I was on my King Cheetah, Vulgrim, and I was lurking in Fluorite around L Island.

Unborn F Cub: -stares at Vulgrim- read mah bio....................
Me: Already have, kid. -Casually sits down right in front of her.-
[In the cub's bio: sit, stand, lay, and you die o.e]
Unborn F Cub: .................
Me: Dot to you too.
Unborn F Cub: step on me and ill rip yuor ears of
Me: -Stands up to walk right on top of her.-
Unborn F Cub: .................
Unborn F Cub: -rips off vulgrims ears and tail, no mis-
Me: Yeah, no. I'ma be off now. See you ikkle powerplayer.