Tell me some jokes that are like really lame, at least for you.

[Whinp]

I don't know why I even want to start this topic, but anyways.

What's the lamest joke you've ever heard?

I've heard of this one:

Guy 1: "Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping in the city?"

Guy 2: "Oh no! What happened?"

Guy 1: "He woke up!"

I... I don't know. This joke is so stupid that it never fails to make me laugh everytime I hear about it. xD

[TheApplePie]

"What web can a spider not make?"
An internet web
I feel stupid

[Dirrane]

"What web can a spider not make?"
An internet web
I feel stupid

But what if secretly spiders were actually more intelligent than humans and they had this underground spy place thing and that's where they went during the day to find out how to hack computers and brainwash humans?

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
Because they kept dropping their trunks.. wow okay

I literally just searched up ''100 lame jokes'' but you didn't need to know that

[Kouvinxx]

The other day when it was cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear.
The shopkeeper said to him, ''How long do you want it?''
And my friend said,
''Well, from about September to March.''
(I'm laughing at myself.. omfg.)

[Ingredient]

My friend told me this joke yesterday.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

"How ya bean?"

No one laughs when I tell it but I find it so damn funny!! xD

[Sebastian--Michaelis]

There once was a woman from Kew, who filled- Okay, nope, not telling the rest.

...Just look up Kuroshitsuji II bloopers.