Funniest Mate/Pup/Attention Beggar Situations

[Wyldercat]

These guys... we've all seen them. We've probably all been confronted by one. True they can be annoying, but sometimes you get the funny ones, like when unborns transform into dragons and brutally murder you if you don't want to be their parents.
So what's the funniest beggar you've seen? Could be begging to you, or just some random person.

[Blizzerd]

Ah yes, the imfamous beggers of FH, not common but not rare either, I remember this one moment when someone was yelling in the chat "ANY1 WANNA B MY MATE?" no one responds "FINE I DIDN'T LIKE YOU GUYS ANYWAY" Angry player has disconnected xD

[Sandfury]

I can't exactly remember the whole scene, but it went along of the lines of this...
*Pewf Flashback*
<icy f cub> -dances near the cliff-
<icy f cub> -falls near the cliff- ow
<icy f cub> does anyone care that i am near cliff?
<icy f cub> -tries to get up but falls off cliff- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Sandfury> What's with babies and falling off cliffs these days?))
<Simba> -falls off cliff and dies-
<Sandfury> T_T))
<icy f cub> GUYS IM DEAD
*pewf end of flashback*

But really.. What's with babies launching themselves off cliffs to get attention?

-Sandfury

[StarrieNova]

I have to say...it is hard to think of a begging situation since it is rarely that I find myself in those situations.

One that I can think of right now is a cub asking for me to be it's parent. It followed me through most of the day asking me and giving me a sad face. Deciding to play along I adopt it then allow it to follow me into a role-play with me. Then it started asking for a father, and this is when it got really funny.

The cub started looking at all the hot males in the pride, and sat in front of them then flat out told them:

"You would be perfect for my mother. You should be her mate so you can be my daddy."

I started laughing so hard cause each of them she asked gave her the most funniest confused face then backed away. I couldn't help, but enjoy the day with her just so I could get some laughs for at least that day cause she forgot all about my existence the next day. xD

[Fallenleaf]

I can't exactly remember the whole scene, but it went along of the lines of this...
*Pewf Flashback*
<icy f cub> -dances near the cliff-
<icy f cub> -falls near the cliff- ow
<icy f cub> does anyone care that i am near cliff?
<icy f cub> -tries to get up but falls off cliff- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Sandfury> What's with babies and falling off cliffs these days?))
<Simba> -falls off cliff and dies-
<Sandfury> T_T))
<icy f cub> GUYS IM DEAD
*pewf end of flashback*

But really.. What's with babies launching themselves off cliffs to get attention?

-Sandfury

That reminds me, in NatureClan, there was a time ALL the kits would get up the rock stairs and fall off. It happened at least ten times! All that in order to get attention. I mean, seriously? There are simpler ways to start a RP. -rolls away-

[Owly]

I've run into quite a few of these in my years on Feral Heart. I remember one in my earlier days when I used to lounge in Bonfire, I had a male come up to my lioness and ask to be her mate. After politely refusing a bunch of times, and the guy still didn't get the hint, telling me that I was "the prettiest in all of Feral heart" I asked a friend of mine to get a male lion and sit next to me. In of which they were just attacked with "hey get away from my mate she's mine!" We responded with mad laughter since we were in call at the time. Eventually we went to Fluorite and never saw them again.

Another one, it was with my friend since she was messing with the mate center. Got paired up with a male lion that kept following her. It's now a running joke with us. [If this said friend sees this, I AM NOT SORRY!]

[TheApplePie]

Urghmm.
There was this thing, right. Like yo. This little pup was on Bonfire Island like:
----------BONFIRE ISLAND--------
<Laila F Pup> i have nothing to do without a mum or daddy...nothing to eat..nowhere to sleep.."please help me and care for me" i say to everyone around!!!1!!
<Laila F Pup> Mr...please adopt me or else i die!
<Celtic M> I don't want kids, sorry.
<Laila F Pup> But i will die if you don't save me!!!!!
<Celtic M> I don't want any puppies, I said already. Sorry, maybe next time.
<Laila F Pup> "there is no next time!!!" i look down the cliff "its time to go away to a beter place"
<Laila F Pup> Adopt me...anyone! i will grow up and leave quickly..just take me as a child and help me!!!!
<Laila F Pup> Jumps
<Laila F Pup> im dead...!!! IM DEAD SOMEONE SAVE ME BEFORE ITS TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!


I copied it down from a screenshot, so yeah.

[Infinity117]

This happened today:

<Raia> *Starts staring at Midnight*
(Me) <Midnight F> "Yeah?"
<Raia> *Poofs and comes back on a charrie named Rex*
<Midnight F> ...
<Rex M Wolf> "Will you be my m8?"
<Midnight F> "Uh." *Backs away slowly*
<Rex M Wolf> "But lookit me! I'm so cool and awesome! I have SCARS!"
<Midnight F> "Idc, I do too!" *Points at obvious scars on black pelt*
<Rex M Wolf> "C'mon! Let's go get a baby!" *Pulls Midnight*
<Midnight F> "WTH" *Bites him*
<Rex M Wolf> "Oooh fiesty! I'll enjoy having you as a m8!"
<Midnight F> "WTH" *Quickly whispers friend and asks to get on a male wolf*
(My friend) <Kai M> *Sits next to Midnight*
<Midnight F> *Smiles and twines tail with Kai's*
<Rex M Wolf> "What're you doing with my girl?!"
<Midnight F> *Quickly writes: Mate: Kai  in bio*
<Kai M> "I'm her mate."
<Midnight F> "Yeah, he is,"
<Rex M Wolf> *Storms off and sees a girl called Nya, jumps on her and "hugs"*
<Nya F> "Uh who are you?"
<Rex M Wolf> "Your m8."
(Nya's actual mate) <Jack M> "Wth?"
<Nya F> *Quickly explains situation and poofs to Sky's Rim*
<Jack M> *Nods and follows*
<Rex M Wolf> "Omg I'm awesome why doesn't any1 wanna be my m8?!!!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!"
(Literally everyone) <Everyone> "BECAUSE WE DON'T!"
<Rex M Wolf> "Hmph I'll just go to the MC!" *le poof*






Another thing:


<Jacquiline F Pup> "Midnight can you be my mommy?"
<Midnight F> "Uhhhhhh..." *Thinks* Why does this keep happening?!


I expect you can figure out what happened next.

~Infinity117

[Wyldercat]

This happened today:

<Raia> *Starts staring at Midnight*
(Me) <Midnight F> "Yeah?"
<Raia> *Poofs and comes back on a charrie named Rex*
<Midnight F> ...
<Rex M Wolf> "Will you be my m8?"
<Midnight F> "Uh." *Backs away slowly*
<Rex M Wolf> "But lookit me! I'm so cool and awesome! I have SCARS!"
<Midnight F> "Idc, I do too!" *Points at obvious scars on black pelt*
<Rex M Wolf> "C'mon! Let's go get a baby!" *Pulls Midnight*
<Midnight F> "WTH" *Bites him*
<Rex M Wolf> "Oooh fiesty! I'll enjoy having you as a m8!"
<Midnight F> "WTH" *Quickly whispers friend and asks to get on a male wolf*
(My friend) <Kai M> *Sits next to Midnight*
<Midnight F> *Smiles and twines tail with Kai's*
<Rex M Wolf> "What're you doing with my girl?!"
<Midnight F> *Quickly writes: Mate: Kai  in bio*
<Kai M> "I'm her mate."
<Midnight F> "Yeah, he is,"
<Rex M Wolf> *Storms off and sees a girl called Nya, jumps on her and "hugs"*
<Nya F> "Uh who are you?"
<Rex M Wolf> "Your m8."
(Nya's actual mate) <Jack M> "Wth?"
<Nya F> *Quickly explains situation and poofs to Sky's Rim*
<Jack M> *Nods and follows*
<Rex M Wolf> "Omg I'm awesome why doesn't any1 wanna be my m8?!!!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!"
(Literally everyone) <Everyone> "BECAUSE WE DON'T!"
<Rex M Wolf> "Hmph I'll just go to the MC!" *le poof*






Another thing:


<Jacquiline F Pup> "Midnight can you be my mommy?"
<Midnight F> "Uhhhhhh..." *Thinks* Why does this keep happening?!


I expect you can figure out what happened next.

~Infinity117

I'm laughing so much right now.
Out of all mate beggars I've seen, that's one of the craziest ones.

[Jango_Fett]

(Literally everyone) <Everyone> "BECAUSE WE DON'T!"


~Infinity117

That was beautiful..... How did I miss it?!

Surprisingly enough though, this doesn't normally happen to me.
And when it does, I suppress that memory as quickly as possible B)