Moar Kuch because after he helped us demolish the Detroit Red Wings in the playoffs, I needed to praise the Russian Nightmare that he is. All will kneel before Supreme Overlord Kucherov.
me rn bc i'm still single
Just hockey things
some back story on this one- Stamkos is the Lightning team captain. A couple weeks ago we found out he had a blood clot and was going to miss the rest of the season and playoffs, and with his Tampa contract expiring this summer, everyone's terrified he's not gonna resign with us since he hasn't done it yet.
So this is my method of coping... (and how I imagine the team is, too lol)
(Hedman is weeping coz i ship them dont worry bout it)
Ok Ben Bishop (TBL goalie) is a literal titan, being 6'7". My sister wanted to see him in high heels so I had to oblige, ur welcome
The five stages of watching NHL playoffs
Ben Bishop likes to venture out of his net during games a lot and it gives me anxiety
Tyler Johnson is a tiny potato and makes the dumbest faces.
T-Johnny is a midget in the hockey world so this is how I imagine him more often than not
more Tyler Johnson bc he's my spirit animal.
my precious cinnamon rolls. Ben Bishop and Tyler Johnson
AND THE BEST FOR LAST
(Stamkos and Hedman plus subtle Tyler Johnsons everywhere)
RECENTLY, I GOT MOST OF THE TEAM TO SIGN THIS BAD BOY, AND THIS IS WHY JOHNSON IS SCARED OF ME AND PROBABLY WHY STAMKOS IS GOING TO DECIDE TO LEAVE TAMPA THIS SUMMER LOL
STAMKOS WANTED TO KILL HIMSELF WHEN HE SIGNED IT I COULD TELL.
He unfolded it, and the smile kinda flushed from his face, and in a super monotone voice he just said "That's... pretty cool...."
When Hedman signed it, he just didn't say anything- just- slowly signed it with a straight face and so much pain in his eyes.
And Tyler, when I handed it to him, I was like "you're in there ; D" and he kinda stared at it for a long time and was like "..Oh yeah..."
No one else had a reaction to it tho like they were used to it LOL.
it was gr8.
