Someone bet me a million dollars that i couldnt do it, and now i am a million dollars richer, sir.
There's a clown eating leftover cake in your kitchen, Obama chillin' in the pool, two bros chilling in the hot tub 5 feet apart 'cuz they're not gay, the cash me ousside girl doing some maccaroni and the I almost dropped my croissant dude preparing breakfast. And then theres Donald Trump making bing bing boing noises.
Oh and there's people burning your furniture on the restroom. All of this while the song "Village People - YMCA" plays on the background.
Whats your excuse?